Damn Luke

By So not a Luke - 11/03/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, a very large guy came up and asked if I was Luke. Before I could explain that Luke’s my cousin and that we do look like twins, he picked me up off the ground and hung me by my belt loops from a metal fence, telling me to stay away from his aunt. I had to undo my pants in public to climb down. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 264
You deserved it 95

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You need to find this smokin' hot aunt and explain to her how you were unjustly punished for have sex with her. So, now that you've done the time, you might as well do the crime.

Well, at least I bet you'll stay away from his aunt...

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surely you had boxers/underwear - i dont see a problem..

You need to find this smokin' hot aunt and explain to her how you were unjustly punished for have sex with her. So, now that you've done the time, you might as well do the crime.

Well, at least I bet you'll stay away from his aunt...