Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
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DealerCamel 2
She could've just said "I have a boyfriend," I suppose. But that would have made too much sense.
FMLemur 4
Severe cockblockage.
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FMLemur 4
Severe cockblockage.
FMLshark 12
This is one of those FMLs where you're just aching to know what happened next.
Jiplo 18
OP's crush's bf- Ummmm OP- uh, who is this? bf- (bf's name here). y? OP- uhhh wrong #... bf- k. bye, I guess... OP- ...
j_cat187 20
#1 Unless her bf swings that way.
DealerCamel 2
She could've just said "I have a boyfriend," I suppose. But that would have made too much sense.
KiwiKitten 2
Nah, that's just the easy way. Or the cowardly way. Either way.
lucyinthesky420 10
Very cowardly admitting you have a boyfriend, indeed.
rattusrattus 19
I dunno, maybe she's learnt that "I'm not interested" and "I have a boyfriend" don't always work, but doesn't want to go down the "eff off" or "HULK SMASH" route?
KiwiKitten 2
Whoops, that came out wrong. My apologies, I was thinking two different things and put them both down.
RachIzHere 0
Usually when you tell guys, "I have a boyfriend." or "I'm in a relationship." that seems to go over their head, or they simply reply. "I have a goldfish.".....Girl is confused, guy says "I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter." lol
jtaylor991 6
ikr **** girls like that
tjw1616 21
I know right! or they'll say "what's that have to do with me?" -_- a lot of guys don't have very much respect for people's realtionships
Aoifexzx 3
When you say "texts" do you mean you sent a couple before you realised it wasn't her? Because if you sent more than one without a reply, that's slightly desperate.
simonsaysYDI 8
My thoughts exactly..
ladyLALAA 29
I'd laugh if the boyfriend was pretending to be the girl...
chatterbabe 0
Quit tryin to hook up with attached females
KiddNYC1O 22
I doubt op knew she was "attached".
MagicallyFat 12
Lol. You make it seem like that's his thing… he opened up with "finally got the guts" so he doesn't go after "attached" woman. And op might have never knew that the girl ha a boyfriend. Some common sense goes a long way.
zombicidal 11
some people lose their virginity to girls that say nothing about being in a relationship
emILYissoocool 0
Quit tryinG to type like a 23 black man, faggatron.
freya1998 23
Ouch. Sounds like #56 has had some experience there.
Inferring 7
Find someone better
charlotte69er 7
Ha ha I wonder what her boyfriend said :)
QueenQuay77 10
I was wondering the same thing
brookiechii 1
Well, if you can't get the girl, perhaps you could get her boyfriend? ;)
RedPillSucks 33
That would have been funny if the boyfriend answered that he was willing to go on a date with op
janeyboo07 11
Sounds like a bitch to me. Just sayin'.
Jakesterk96 8
The fact that you can't look at a camera straight makes you look like a bitch. Just sayin'.
perdix 31
At least her boyfriend will be able to steal your ideas and use them as his own. You're a modern-day Cyrano de Bergerac! Doesn't that feel great, big nose?
Hockeyboy4280 18
Our Pre AP class just got done with that book this week, and your comment makes perfect sense. Well done once again good sir.
DocBastard 40
Here's an idea, Romeo - if you like a girl, have the guts to speak to her face-to-face. That's a guarantee that you won't accidentally get her boyfriend. It isn't a guarantee that she won't HAVE a boyfriend, however. That's your responsibility to figure out beforehand.
shovelface1990 4
Yep. Stalking never hurt anybody.
SkoomaKi 28
Boys, even girls for that matter, don't have the courage to flirt or speak to their crushes face-to-face. I think I'm in a generation of *******...
cradle6 13
Well he got her number somehow. But the fact that she gave him her boyfriend's number makes it pretty clear that she knew he was interested, and was probably screwing with him.