By Sweet Jesus - 18/6/2020 14:02

NCIS: Dumbass Response Team

Today, when my almost-16-year-old asked if the 9-1-1 phone number was named after 9/11, I forgave her because she wasn't even born when it happened, but when my 18-year-old asked if jelly comes from jellyfish, I wondered if I've failed as a parent. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  28

It's ok that they're stupid. Our society is well-suited to sustain a large stupid population (although we're testing the limits now.)

Don't blow your 18-year-old's mind by telling them there's no butter in peanut butter.

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By  RichardPencil  |  28

It's ok that they're stupid. Our society is well-suited to sustain a large stupid population (although we're testing the limits now.)

Don't blow your 18-year-old's mind by telling them there's no butter in peanut butter.

By  ViviMage  |  38

Maybe the 18 year old watched Spongebob?