Nailed it

By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
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Retrokitty 9

Especially of you have a hang nail. It's hard to pay attention when one of those suckers is sitting there starting at you.

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olpally 32

So... Not FYL then? Haha wow.

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jefrey 9

the next time Blindfold and tied her hands, she wil love you for ever.. you are welcome

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Mauskau 35

Not everyone is into that... actually I don't know as I am.

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JanisEvans 10

Wow, sucks to be her. Looking at nails comes after mental shopping list and cleaning schedule... I'm getting bored just thinking about it.

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perdix 29

Maybe she was prompted to think of them since you were "nailing" her so well? Hey, it's Christmas and that's the best I could do.

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saocrates 16

So would this be an FML for both of them? That sucks OP, as others stated communicate with her and try to improve it from there. It will help both of you enjoy it more hopefully.

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