Intimacy: My pleasure - FML

My pleasure

By billjoebob424 - 07/02/2020 01:00 - Canada

Today, I've realised that I give my girlfriend more pleasure with back rubs than with anything sexual. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 17:57 - Norway - Haugesund

Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and commented, "If only you could fuck this well." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML

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Threesome

By Tylerdirdin84 - 28/07/2019 20:00

Today, I had to give a massage to my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend as they got a couples’ massage. FML

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Good boy, best boy

By Anonymous - 20/07/2020 14:01

Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML

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No thanks

By SadIndianLife - 15/11/2015 21:00 - India - Delhi

Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML

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Is it not your baby as well?

By Anonymous - 06/03/2021 05:03

Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML

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By lovethateuropeanblood - 08/12/2014 14:12 - Japan - Osaka

Today, I enjoyed the soft caressing touch of the person I'm attracted to. It would have been even better if he weren't simply stroking my arm hair in amazement at its superior length and density. FML

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By bloodshedblack - 21/02/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML

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By Itchy Missy - 10/09/2014 03:38 - United States - Denver

Today, I got more pleasure from itching the bed bug bites from sleeping over at my boyfriend's house than I got from actually sleeping with him. FML

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Headshot!

By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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ahabsfan 14

Friday 7 February 2020 1:30

Rub her back while giving it to her doggy style. You’re both welcome.

Graeme David 12

Friday 7 February 2020 2:29

Back rubs are a very intimate and passionate thing. Girls are turned on with intimacy. It doesn't surprise that our turns her on. But you should all what she actually wants sexually, let her guide you.

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 9 February 2020 23:48

FOREPLAY. learn it!

J15237 25

Monday 10 February 2020 21:34

Have you tried getting better at giving her oral sex?

RomeoJackson 8

Tuesday 14 April 2020 4:30

try studying intimacy.. don't feel bad. learn how to please your female or just get a new one who is grateful for your actions. I'm alpha, I don't give a ****..I'll find a new bitch. I know how to please my females. study some stuff.. I did.

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