That's what a druggie would claim

By Chris Bores - 20/11/2020 08:03 - United States - Prince Frederick

Today, my family staged an intervention and demanded I go to rehab. Why? My mom found 'drug papers' in my car. It was a receipt from a routine drug screen for my job. It was also over two year- old. FML
I agree, your life sucks 960
You deserved it 60

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I feel like the real FML is you haven't cleaned your car in 2 years.

Just claim you have Count Choculitis.

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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. Were you going to roll up the papers to snort your blow, or to roll your joint? Or both?

I feel like the real FML is you haven't cleaned your car in 2 years.

Just claim you have Count Choculitis.