By diddlebuag - 27/05/2011 22:09 - United States
Same thing different taste
What happened?
By ....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States
By myself - 30/01/2012 05:24 - Canada
By Noname - 09/03/2009 23:36 - Canada
Bad babysitter
By cantprovenothing - 18/04/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington
By TCRII - 19/01/2019 16:00
By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 03:43 - United States
By Failed Parent - 11/10/2012 06:59 - United States
By sadmommy - 23/04/2012 22:51 - United States - Keller
By don'tdrinkthat - 03/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Quincy
By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States
Top comments
Comments
Sounds like a fair payment.
Especially if that was your booze.
where did she get the booze and how old is the son?
so I've decided that whenever #19 chimes in, I get a migraine. why must you put your idiotic 2 cents in every fml? your picture creeps me out and your thoughts are just plain retarded!
she must have been "piss" drunk
Has anyone tired the new Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey?
def does
What a Sticky situation.
I didnt know ke$ha was a part-time babysitter?
It was Ke$ha wasn't it?
Let me guess 141, you're British, right?
187-what does being British have to do with it. you racist prick
Shit maybe the babysitter fell asleep. And the evil child put it there and peed on her.
141 used the word 'asshole' if she was British we generally say arsehole instead.
Wait, if you play on traffic, you won't get killed... You'd just be an idiot playing in traffic... Cuz cars are going slow in traffic. Nvm, just a thought.
creeepeeeerrrr
thank you!!! I totally agree and just left a really long nasty comment about that. seriously who gives a shot about the drunk babysitter...that was her child left unsupervised. what if the kid got hurt or even drank what was left of the booze in her lap??!! wtf lady if your fml is simply about the child peeing on her then you are unfit to be a mom.
adda kid(:
What's wrong with that, arsehole?
Silly pun hehe 0.0 High five your son!!
first
u
Well he was trying to wake her up! Or mark his territory... one of the two.
Definite territory mark! xD
everyone has their own way of babysitting...at least she got the kid to sleep!
owh wooww my bad haha sorry:/
That kid is a child of Charlie Sheen.
Sounds like the kid got drunk too..... Drunk people tend to piss in the craziest places
I feel like the babysitter should be posting this. Not you.
today, I was babysitting drunk and a kid peed on me. fml.
be glad it was only pee.
only?!
Geez pal, reading too much into that comment, huh?
What if it's a dude...?
it's funny how #8's picture suits their comment so well.
126 - then touch his boobs!
78- Too long, didn't read.
well, he could peed on everything else, be glad it was her.
love your pic
Keywords
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
Sounds like a fair payment.
Well he was trying to wake her up! Or mark his territory... one of the two.