By whattalife - United States
Today, out of sheer boredom, I took a career personality test. The "best match" for me was the position of funeral director. Not only do I have a promising future with death, I got genuinely excited at how accurate the result was. FML
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  FarSide  |  22

My perfect-fit career was a cabana-boy. Pass out towels, stare at girls in bikini's all day, point to the barrel where they drop off used towels. Get paid.

  ukrage  |  1

Don't know how to message so heres ur joke

A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says,
"Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."
The blonde starts crying and says to her husband while sobbing
"That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!"
Confused the husband replies "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved."
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says,
"... So how many is a Brazilian?"

  mudkipsan  |  19

1) It's difficult to outsource morticians
2) When the economy is good, business is good
3) When the economy is bad, business is great!
4) OP is complaining that they are excited about something?

  Mendara_fml  |  0

Yeah, I'm not really sure what the OP is complaining about. It's a solid field, I doubt there's too much competition, AND the personality match could be a compliment! Sure you think of the being good at dealing with death, but don't forget you have to be good at dealing with bereaved families, so if you can handle both sides, more power to your strong and kind heart!

  overthelimit  |  3

yes, but OP has to deal with the families and friends that attend funerals that will be sobbing the entire time. OP i suggest you invest in some earplugs. and kleenex (you wouldnt want to be a jerk would you?).