My body hates me

By HappilyNeverAfter - 18/09/2014 03:14 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
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tbro47 23

I bet he waited for your reply with bated breath mon Cheri.

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cinskeep43 15

glancing quickly threw the comments and misreading this as "man cherry"

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Goblin182 26

If he didn't laugh, high 5 you, and return the favor you don't want to date him anyway.

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paperman84 7

Just tell him you released the butterflies.

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RedPillSucks 31

More like "release the Kracken!!"

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cjwayy 22

Oh my god this is one of my new favorite FMLs

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Esoterity 6

Meanwhile, I have brain farts and forget what I'm saying while talking to girls. We're in the same boat, OP.

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pharm121 21

I hope the guy didn't hold it against you OP and you still got to go on your date

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RobotUnicorn1209 26

If I were him I'd say, "Did you just fart? 'Cause you blew me away!"

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Mandybruin 15

Yes, perfect time for a cheesy pickup line. If he passed on the opportunity, he has no game.

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lalaney 14

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GentlemanBastard 15

Depends how bad the gas is. If there's too much, it has to come out, or cause severe cramping. I'd rather rip one in front of a potential date than double over in extreme pain and have to explain that.

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AloysiusWeasley 15

Pretty much. It's not very often that I don't find a moment to excuse myself. Too bad OP didn't accept, mention she had somewhere else to be, and tossed off a 'see you then!' before hurrying off for cover.

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