Today, while I was walking my friend's dog around the neighborhood, I watched as a little girl fall off her bike. I let go of the dog and ran over to help. The girl was OK but the dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck. FML
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Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
Today, while arriving at my best friend's wedding, I accidentally ran over her 2 dogs. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML
Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
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not1 0
goddamn, don't just leave the dog like that;/
dol567 0
You should've kept hold of the dog!
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Comments (138)
not1 0
goddamn, don't just leave the dog like that;/
lelanatty 0
exactly. You totally deserve whatever you get from our good friend karma on this one. have you never fallen off a bike, OP?
sheslostinside 0
**** u
mygiraffe 1
stfu
hairt 4
wtf.. don't ever leave dogs especially when you're out. that girl has legs and a brain she knows what to do. even if you wanted to help, you couldve brought the dog together with you.
dol567 0
You should've kept hold of the dog!
WTSchool 0
Why in the hell did you let go of the dog?
bepe22 0
seriously.
worb 0
of course this one was your fault, why would you be so careless with your friends dog? it wasn't even yours.
Megbo 0
**** that little girl...the dog is more important.
sictransit_lori 0
FLM?
interventions 1
why did you let go of the dog, idiot? i know exactly how your friend ******* feels, since my dog got hit by a truck a few years ago. it was one of the most awful things i've experienced in my life. you're a horrible person.
WOGBRO 6
Guys calm down I get it I love dogs to. And he is an Idiot YDI
iipinkette 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Seriously? If you fell off your bike wouldn't you want someone to see if you were okay? They didn't know if they let it go it would get hit by a car.
FMLJFL 5
Seriously? Falling off a bike is not that bad. If the girl was thrown off and did five flips in the air before she landed on her neck, well then maybe it would be acceptable to let go of everything and run to her. But damn I feel sorry that someone like you was walking that dog
matthewplus 0
FuckLifeMy/FuckLifeMenluv
Jimboom 11
No good deed goes unpunished.
Panime 0
When are nice people going to learn to be dicks? It's the only rewarding road to take.
Vintage_Cola 29
That is called being a "douchebag." Ever heard of that term? Nobody likes a douchebag. No-body.
bsbcall 0
WTF is FLM?