Today, while I was walking my friend's dog around the neighborhood, I watched as a little girl fall off her bike. I let go of the dog and ran over to help. The girl was OK but the dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck. FML
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Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
Today, while arriving at my best friend's wedding, I accidentally ran over her 2 dogs. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML
Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
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not1 0
goddamn, don't just leave the dog like that;/
dol567 0
You should've kept hold of the dog!
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chrono_fml 0
why does this one say FLM
Katbot 0
Today, I was on FML and was posting a FML story about how my dog died. And I typo-ed FML. FML. Lmfao.
deuce_wild 0
not to be an asshole or anything, but i think you should maybe change you user name...
ancientmudkipz 0
maybe if you brought the dog over it would make the girl feel less hurt and a little more cheerful.
ashleyy_fml 0
I don't understand why your first reaction was to let go of the dog and run over there. Why wouldn't you just walk over there with the dog and see if she's okay?? And for all the comments about her being more important, she fell off a bike, calm yourselves. Kids fall off bikes all the time, and no where does she say it was some horrendous fall with flips and things, which it obviously wasn't because they said she was okay, so there's no need to be in such a rush to get over there. And #43, that is just the stupidest argument ever. There was nothing so tragic that we needed to put the dog in danger just because some girl fell about a foot off her bike. Seriously, lets risk a dog that isn't even yours' safety, because that girl, who is fine, is the most important thing in the entire world. And your fourth point, you pretty much described a shark. If the dog was that insane, why would the friend be walking it?? Pretty sure the dog wasn't Cujo. I get it was an accident and that really blows, but still, maybe think a little more before you act the next time a situation arises.
Jareth_fml 0
You couldn't take the dog with you? Weak.
3daysgrace 0
dont be dicks. it was impulse that the person let go of the dog. buy a new one. im amazed to see how many people give a flying **** about it. let it go.
babybuns 0
WHAT THE ****?! IS THE DOG OKAY?!??!?!!?!?
BEB131 0
YOu misspelled FML.....FYL
cj_gurl 0
I'm sorry that happened to you. You were trying to do the right thing and there was an unfortunate accident. You did not mean for the dog to get hurt. I hope you feel better soon.