Today, while I was walking my friend's dog around the neighborhood, I watched as a little girl fall off her bike. I let go of the dog and ran over to help. The girl was OK but the dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck. FML
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Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML
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Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML
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Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML
Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
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not1 0
goddamn, don't just leave the dog like that;/
dol567 0
You should've kept hold of the dog!
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Comments (138)
Paredero 0
Rest in Peace... @11 FLM = **** Life Me xd
tnf0920 9
I can only hope you get hit by a truck too you stupid moron...
zebendyone 0
I don't know that you had to let go of the dog to do that. I would've tied it quickly to something. Little kids falling off bikes isn't enough of an emergency to DROP EVERYTHING and RUSH over there and then have to chase after the dog later. Unless this girl did some crazy flips and shit on her bike. THEN maybe.
tastylipstick 0
why would you let go of the dog?! :(
jm88 0
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Quick question for all you jerks giving him a hard time about letting go of the dog: Please tell me how you help a little girl back up to her feet and all that while holding on to a dog? Maybe some things require extra hands? Seems like you'd half-ass helping her while holding on to the dog. Sorry it turned out this way, but I can't blame you.
hassenpfeffermmm 0
The little girl fell off a bike!! No harm done. I'm sure she had someone watching her. He's a creep for going over there and it's not even his kid.
theeNSP 0
L. G. A W E. O. R. R A. E. O. I S. S. U. S H. N. T D
theeNSP 0
L. G. A W E. O. R. R A. E. O. I S. S. U. S H. N. T D
tiffi_is_spiffi 1
Maybe the little girls parents should've been around..sorry but that dog was OPs responsibility not the little girl
u2fanatic2012 0
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FLM? epic fail. and people are always more important than dogs. chill, people. sheesh. (although I wonder if you could have taken the dog over with you...jerking its leash feels better than getting hit by a truck.)
Wazilla 0
Yes people are morw important than animals but in this situation, neither is. I've fallen of my bike and face planted into the cement. I got up and said and learned not to do that again, no helo required. If i could do that so could this kid.
silentdud 0
dude I can't even imagine how you explained this to your friend.
alex_vik 0
#17 - You put the leash around your wrist, duh.
firstnlast77 0
i let go of my dog all the time, it's not trained or anything it just has a bunch knows not to run in the street...or in front of cars i agree though unless she was bleeding to death and had a broken legs she'll help herself
amirn86 0
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Hahaha I'm sorry but that is one stupid dog. It's good you helped the little girl, don't listen to the haters.