Today, while I was walking my friend's dog around the neighborhood, I watched as a little girl fall off her bike. I let go of the dog and ran over to help. The girl was OK but the dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck. FML
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Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
Today, while arriving at my best friend's wedding, I accidentally ran over her 2 dogs. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML
Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
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not1 0
goddamn, don't just leave the dog like that;/
dol567 0
You should've kept hold of the dog!
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Komatose 0
43, you're an idiot. It's not like the dog and the little girl were both going to get hit by a truck and the OP had to choose one. He chose to help some idiot girl who will forget she fell of the bike in 5 minutes. Kids fall. It's not an emergancy. If any decent human being were to choose between having a scraped knee and a dog dying, the'd choose the scraped knee. Tell the kid to man up. The only reason u think humans are more important is because you're one. I hope your friend kicks your ass.
may_cause_fail 0
FLM? I think you guys are being too hard on the OP. There was no way they could have known that the dog was going to run out in front of a truck. Granted, they maybe could have tied the dog to something, or maybe gone to see if the girl was okay first. However, I can't say that this is the OP's fault. Maybe it was the truck driver's for not stopping in time. Regardless, shit happens. The best you can do is apologize to your friend and hope they understand.
mothafucka_fml 0
i guess jesus wanted a new dog
kels1014 0
Today, you spelled it FLM not FML. This entire story on fml for you is a huge fail.
unicornbaby_fml 0
my dog died a few months ago, he ran without his leash into the street and got hit by a car. if i was your friend, i would never forgive you, even though if it was an accident. it was your responsibility to care for the dog, some shit friend you are.
Commentator_fml 0
I agree with #59. Your friend trusted you with his dog. You could have picked him up and ran over to the girl. If your that lazy go die alone.
Paulspacefdot 0
A human kid is more important than a dog. You made the right choice. The people giving you a hard time have never seen a head wound, or talked to a quadriplegic who severed their spine in a bike accident. I have done both. It's sad the dog got into the street, and it's sad that the car (for whatever reason) hit him. But the kids health and life is still more important than the dog. Even so, yeah.. it still sucks. It's an FLM.. er, FML..
x5d13 0
This is what is called 'Selective Pressure". Dogs are now smarter on average.
chieffanLJ27 0
okay it doesnt make him/her a bad friend. its not like he/she had let go and get hit ON PURPOSE!!! they were just acting on instinct to help the girl. you people commenting on how bad of a person he/she is have to think that they had only a few seconds to think while you people sitting at your desks have an infinite amount of time to think of situations. honestly do you people always think of the best thing to do in every situation right away??? their first instine was to help the girl and the second was to let go so they could help the girl. humans react on INSTINCT as well as thought. so put more thought in your comments next time and put yourself in their situation
bubblez77825 0
and this is why i dont trust anyone with my pets. Other than my family. Whats more important? taking care of your friends dog, or picking up some little girl that u dont even noe, and letting the dog run into a busy road? and to think your friend trusted you enough with his/her dog. You could of held the dog and helped her up. I mean i had my dog 1 time for a walk, and someone fell off there scooter or w/e and i took my dog with me. Go die in a hole.