Today, while I was walking my friend's dog around the neighborhood, I watched as a little girl fall off her bike. I let go of the dog and ran over to help. The girl was OK but the dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
Today, while arriving at my best friend's wedding, I accidentally ran over her 2 dogs. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML
Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
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not1 0
goddamn, don't just leave the dog like that;/
dol567 0
You should've kept hold of the dog!
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Comments (138)
Commentator_fml 0
Yes, it may be instincts, but still you could have held the dog.
bubblez77825 0
exactly, think b fore, u do something totally stupid.
bread_fml 0
#61 It was a little girl on a bicycle not some speed demon tearing ass around the place on a motorcycle. There is a difference. Chances are the girl will not become a quadriplegic with spinal injuries from her fall.
christoefur 0
**** Life, man!
sugarbuz2010 0
btw FLM.....? no. FML
marciemouse 0
I feel really sorry for you! You were just trying to do the right thing, and it ended badly. Now, a whole lot of people are disparaging you for letting go of the dog, which cannot possibly have been a conscious decision on your part. :(
mojojojo826 0
this is even funnier for the fact that you spelt FML wrong lmfao hahah
factotum 0
I respect the fact that you were trying to do something nice for someone, but if you're walking an animal near any sort of road, rule number one: never let go of the leash.
Paulspacefdot 0
#68 you'd be amazed and frightened at how little it actually takes. IT doesn't take ripping along like a speed demon. He was right to render aid, and since I wasn't there, I'm not going to second guess him letting go of the dog. The kid was more important, no matter how much it sucks that he got hit.
nat66623 0
It should have been your dog's FML. Poor baby :'(