Today, while I was walking my friend's dog around the neighborhood, I watched as a little girl fall off her bike. I let go of the dog and ran over to help. The girl was OK but the dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck. FML
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Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
Today, while arriving at my best friend's wedding, I accidentally ran over her 2 dogs. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML
Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
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not1 0
goddamn, don't just leave the dog like that;/
dol567 0
You should've kept hold of the dog!
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forallitsworth 0
I think the moral of the story is: your life is ****** because you can't even get FML in the right order.
Capybara 0
#44: A crisis situation? Haha, you're an idiot. The OP is an idiot, too. The dog was his responsibility, and he is, therefore, responsible for it's death. Also, how hard is it to spell FML?
Stephie_fml 0
Dude, why was it necessary to let go of the dog? Stupid.
tnf0920 9
Hopefully you'll get hit by a truck one day too. p.s. I find it odd how people can curse up a storm and say far worse then what I just did, yet those do not get blocked. You have a very morbid sense of whats good and bad.
valuemeal2 1
Does it actually say anywhere that the dog actually DIED? Anyway...
tehhotness 0
IMO, he should have brought the dog, and had it attack the little girl for being so bad at riding her bike
Emika_fml 0
#44 said it all... and then some. Seriously, people: it's a dog. He would have said if the dog had died, so it likely didn't. And what kind of sicko would choose protecting a dog over helping a little girl anyway?
alwaysalady 0
What if the little girl fell in the street? Being a mother I would have done the same thing. Also, we don't know how young this girl was. Its unfortunate that the dig was hit by a car, but we don't know the entire situation. My condolences for he dog, but props for trying to help a small, weak human being.
Weil 0
Congratulations, jackass. The kid had a scraped knee, so you decided to kill your friend's dog. OH MY GOD CALL 911. DROP EVERYTHING AND HELP THE KID, BEFORE SHE ******* DIES OF A SCRAPE.
could_be_funny 0
#53 - enough said. OP, you are a horrible friend, I really doubt that the kid hurt herself that bad. If she was that young, where the F**k were the parents? The kid is more their responsibility than yours. I would have seen if the kid was alright, but not at the expense of the dog. But your first priority was the dog, since YOUR FRIEND TRUSTED YOU TO TAKE CARE OF HIM. If you can't keep a dog from running into traffic, how would you help a kid? I have only have two dogs, one that is afraid of cars and the other that would have chased a before we trained her not to. It doesn't take a genius to hold onto a dog.