By Poorphone - 08/12/2016 17:23 - United States - Denver
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At least you put the phone out of its misery after you dropped it in dihydrogen monoxide. It would have thawed a cruel slow death.
To hell with the common folk! Long live the evils of dihydrogen monoxide, the scariest sounding chemical that can asphixiate you, burn you, cause hypothermia, and falls from the sky!
a cruel 'snow' death
Maybe that's what gave you the traction you needed to get out.
Oh man, that sucks! I love the snow but sometimes it's just a pain. Sorry about your phone OP, hopefully you'll have better luck in the future!
The same thing happened to me when I went to a pumpkin patch but, instead of snow it was mud. Sorry, OP, I know your pain.
I now just have to wonder why you were driving in a pumpkin patch to begin with.
RIP Phone. 2016-2016
Maybe you can use it now for cold-calling.
Oh snow!
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Maybe that's what gave you the traction you needed to get out.
At least you put the phone out of its misery after you dropped it in dihydrogen monoxide. It would have thawed a cruel slow death.