Money: Mobbed up

Mobbed up

By some people's parents - 18/04/2013 04:01 - United States - Aurora

Today, after years of loaning my mother countless amounts of cash that never get paid back, borrowing $60 from her, and being just one day late paying it off due to food poisoning, she sends a very large man to my door to collect, like she's Tony Soprano. FML

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Narcissistic parents FTW

By KaYLa_LoUiSe - 08/08/2020 08:03

Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML

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By FMarinasL - 30/06/2011 23:43 - United States

Today, I asked my mother to pay back the $50 she owes me. Rather than paying me back, she raced off to "work". She's been unemployed for 3 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 21:49 - United States

Today, my mother woke me up and asked to borrow money. Still groggy, I mumbled where my money stash was. She took all $300 and refuses to pay me back because I'm her son and I "owe" her. FML

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Cough up

By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 01:00 - United States - Ontario

Today, I'm 36 years-old, living with my parents, in debt. My mom always wants to solve my problems by giving me money, which she later claims as "borrowed", so now I'm highly in debt with the bank… and her. FML

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Remember the promise you made

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 02:00

Today, my mom decided to go against every promise she's made to everyone once again and left us in financial ruin. How? She took advantage of my kindness, and didn't pay any of the money she owes me for driving my car, and for so much more. I'm more than $2,000 in debt now. FML

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By Full Stomach Empty Wallet - 06/08/2015 10:50 - United States - Danvers

Today, I discovered that the five-star meal that my friend treated me to last night was actually meant to be repayment of the $200 I loaned her last month. I needed that money for bills and she refuses to give me another cent. FML

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Addict

By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 02:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML

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By asparagus piss - 19/10/2012 17:05 - United States - Tifton

Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML

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By that was mine - 15/05/2015 22:26 - United States - Cherry Hill

Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML

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By anonymous - 14/06/2016 16:47 - United States - Inverness

Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML

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Kallian_fml 21

Thursday 18 April 2013 11:36

People need to stop loaning money to people they know won't pay them back. She should have just let OP keep the $60.

ctlnaaia71 8

Thursday 18 April 2013 11:37

So why don't you do the same to her?

Comments

NameInvalid 9

Friday 19 April 2013 15:27

Maybe she wants you to pay back for your childhood?

RHCPmagik 0

Monday 22 April 2013 5:45

I would say .. Ignore her completely, if she cant come to your house to collect herself, then why even bother with her

termin8tor786 10

Monday 22 April 2013 14:47

Fake, fake

DCHCA 1

Saturday 4 May 2013 22:27

I would remind her next time she borrows money about it and say NO

BriTisHBirD 11

Friday 10 May 2013 21:35

She sounds like she has some sort of money problem, like gambling or drugs, and has other people to pay off too.

Mffurler 1

Friday 7 June 2013 17:43

We'll she definitely sounds like she doesn't have any scruples, just like tony soprano.

tazzy349 11

Wednesday 13 November 2013 19:48

thats why i never loan to family or friends

NineeCat 32

Wednesday 16 July 2014 7:15

Dude, your mom raised you and has undoubtedly spent a shit load of money on you. At least she's not coming after you for that.

Scorpio1691 29

Thursday 28 January 2016 12:42

Damn, i hate people like that. I wouldn't care who it is, that kind of person would be cut off with no remorse.

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