Today, after years of loaning my mother countless amounts of cash that never get paid back, borrowing $60 from her, and being just one day late paying it off due to food poisoning, she sends a very large man to my door to collect, like she's Tony Soprano. FML
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Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML
Today, it's been months that my mom has owed me $174, and every time I ask she tells me she's too poor to pay me back. Girly bought an entire 180k dollar farm with my grandparents the day after I asked (also the money was used for gas, and she guilt tripped me into giving it to her). FML
Today, I asked my mother to pay back the $50 she owes me. Rather than paying me back, she raced off to "work". She's been unemployed for 3 years. FML
Today, my mother woke me up and asked to borrow money. Still groggy, I mumbled where my money stash was. She took all $300 and refuses to pay me back because I'm her son and I "owe" her. FML
Today, I'm 36 years-old, living with my parents, in debt. My mom always wants to solve my problems by giving me money, which she later claims as "borrowed", so now I'm highly in debt with the bank… and her. FML
Today, my mom decided to go against every promise she's made to everyone once again and left us in financial ruin. How? She took advantage of my kindness, and didn't pay any of the money she owes me for driving my car, and for so much more. I'm more than $2,000 in debt now. FML
Today, I discovered that the five-star meal that my friend treated me to last night was actually meant to be repayment of the $200 I loaned her last month. I needed that money for bills and she refuses to give me another cent. FML
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
Today, and for the past 2 years, my aunt has owed me money. She just admitted that she fell for a scam, and gave the scammer more than double the amount I'd loaned her. I felt bad for her… until I realized something. When I asked how she had it to give to them, but not to pay me back, she got mad and hung up on me. FML
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Kallian_fml 21
People need to stop loaning money to people they know won't pay them back. She should have just let OP keep the $60.
ctlnaaia71 8
So why don't you do the same to her?
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Comments (95)
TheChillyBoy88 6
This family has to be Italian.
moonwing 17
next time she asks to borrow money, either tell her no, or tell her if she doesn't pay it back fast, you'll send an even bigger, scarier man or woman to her house. Problem solved!
Ambient25 24
Just imagine all the fun you're going to have years later when she demands you send her to a retirement home and you visit her dressed as Death.
artyler 3
I'm guessing the next time she needs a loan you are not going to be able to help her out???
suri23 11
No more loan money for Mom!
loohoozuuhuur 13
Maybe get inspired by the Godfather and put a nice surprise in her bed? Mwuahahaha!
limitedition 25
Sent her a bill, with interest, by registered mail. Give her a month to repay and when she doesn't ttake her butt to court.
SpamPam 18
And how much did it cost her to hire that guy?
Life_sucks_13 6
Wow time to send him back to her to get your money back?
mkid232 15
You know she borrowed countless dollars from you and never paid them back...so why did you BORROW $60 from her? Tell the large man that the money you 'borrowed' is considered a down payment for the rest of the money your mother owes you.