Mobbed up

By some people's parents - 18/04/2013 04:01 - United States - Aurora

Today, after years of loaning my mother countless amounts of cash that never get paid back, borrowing $60 from her, and being just one day late paying it off due to food poisoning, she sends a very large man to my door to collect, like she's Tony Soprano. FML
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Kallian_fml 21

People need to stop loaning money to people they know won't pay them back. She should have just let OP keep the $60.

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ctlnaaia71 8

So why don't you do the same to her?

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brandonkb93 5

I know it's your mom but don't lend her anymore $$$$!!!!

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skyeyez9 24

Dont give her any more money. You should have figured this out the first time she didn't repay you.

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PerrfectChaos 5

You should ask the guy how much he charges, then hire him to do the same to your mother. Since she does owe you countless amounts of crash

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JACKxRAWR 22

If the pay is good I'll happily hire myself out as a bodyguard. I can even supply my own weaponry! Nerf guns are legit bodyguard gear right?

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plagiarismo 16

I've learned that when it comes to family (especially parents) money is only owed when you borrow it from them. Just ask my mom and the $200 she owes me for getting her car fixed that one time.

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thew_fml 14

if she owes you so much money, why did you call the $60 a loan? it was just some of the money she owed you

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Don't loan her anything anymore and don't borrow either. From now on just say you're broke.

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Megan639 16

Don't loan money to people who have no intention of paying you back.

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stevothedevo 25

Send a collector around her house to claim what she owes you

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ileenefudge 29

Cut her off and make her pay you back. Why should you have to continually loan her money and she doesn't have to pay you back just because she's your mom ( I'm assuming that's one of her reasons I could be wrong) but if you borrow a little bit all the sudden you have to pay it back right then and there?

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