Intimacy: Today, I canceled going to a party with my sisters because I...

By Sofi - 21/08/2018 06:00

Today, I canceled going to a party with my sisters because I had a secret plan to have a threesome. They left for the party, but soon returned thinking it would be no fun without me. By then we were already making a lot of indecent noise. They heard it all. FML

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You deserved it 2 984

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By emkatch - 21/07/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML

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By slondons - 18/01/2011 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML

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Self report

By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2014 02:45 - Sri Lanka

Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML

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She noped out of that one

By Anonymous - 27/03/2023 06:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I'd planned a surprise party for my best friend's birthday. However, she apparently found out about it and told me at the last minute she couldn't make it, probably to avoid being the center of attention. I'd already invited all of our mutual friends, so I had to awkwardly cancel the party. FML

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Fake news!

By Anon - 28/11/2023 14:00 - Canada

Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML

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Third wheel

By wallflower - 10/09/2009 06:25 - United States

Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML

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By no more mr nice guy - 27/12/2016 07:32

Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML

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Oh, hello there

By Jon - 18/01/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

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Scheming

By Blood aint shhh - 03/07/2023 12:00

Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML

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Tuesday 21 August 2018 6:24

Well you know what they say, " two is a crowd, three is a party. " Technically you went to a party anyway.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 9 August 2018 19:11

Usually, it's better to be seen, and not heard, but your case is an exception.

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 9 August 2018 19:11

Usually, it's better to be seen, and not heard, but your case is an exception.

TCRII 29

Tuesday 21 August 2018 6:04

You are obviously the life of the party.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 21 August 2018 6:08

They were right. You obviously are the fun one! Did you have two other guys, or a guy and a girl? Or two other girls?

Ashamed_Sister 60

Tuesday 21 August 2018 6:37

Richard, don't be so nosey.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 21 August 2018 7:00

Aw, c’mon, aren’t you curious?

Jr Malvitz 15

Tuesday 21 August 2018 7:22

Maybe she is one of the sisters

real life problems 26

Tuesday 21 August 2018 7:36

Curiosity killed the cat, it's a good thing Richard is a dog

rodfergie 18

Tuesday 21 August 2018 14:49

I'm with you... I wanna know.

joeyl2008 29

Tuesday 21 August 2018 13:37

The threesome was actually with her left hand and her right hand.

Mungolikecandy 19

Tuesday 21 August 2018 18:20

As long as it is not with a goat and a donkey who cares.

real life problems 26

Tuesday 21 August 2018 6:24

Well you know what they say, " two is a crowd, three is a party. " Technically you went to a party anyway.

TyrionLannister 17

Tuesday 21 August 2018 7:08

Sounds like my kind of party.

Cole Manson 10

Tuesday 21 August 2018 10:55

I'm sorry, I'm not seeing an FML anywhere in this post. Sounds like you have super cool sisters that like spending time with you and you had a threesome. Sounds awesome to me. Who cares if they heard you enjoying some time with other people, it happens. Nothing weird about having sex.

fde2blknimout 18

Tuesday 21 August 2018 13:55

This website won’t allow true responses. So. You are a good decent person!

Davros 12

Tuesday 21 August 2018 22:49

So you got to have a 3-way and hang out with your sisters all in the same day? I don't see a problem unless this is like that old **** movie called Taboo.