Today, it's my 2-year wedding anniversary. It also marks 2 years since my wife told me, "We're married now we don't need to have sex anymore." FML
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Today, it’s mine and my fiancée’s two year anniversary. No, not our engagement or dating anniversary, it’s the two year anniversary of when we last had sex. FML
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML
Today, it's been 3 years since my wife told me we should take a break from sex. We haven't touched each other since. FML
Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, it's been 10 months of a sexless marriage. Also my 10-month wedding anniversary. We waited until marriage, and she hasn't wanted me since. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, it's mine and wife's one-year anniversary. After only being married for a year, I quickly understood what her father really meant when he said, "Your problem now" and chuckled at our wedding. FML
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 35
She must have other amazing qualities if you're staying with her despite being refused sex. Personally, if that happened to me, she'd be out on her ass, but that's because I like sex.
Ashamed_Sister 60
If you really didn't have sex the entire two years, this day should be your 23 month "anniversary" of initiating divorce proceedings. A life without sex sounds horrible.
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Comments (46)
Eolora 4
A marriage without sex... What is this? Reverse Catholicism?
imnotcleverenoughforthis 14
I've never understood people with this mentality. Sex is part of a healthy marriage. I always assume (probably unfairly) that people like this use sex to get a ring, then when they have what they want they cut it off. Kind of sickening in my opinion.
swimthenread27 19
Some people are asexual and there’s nothing wrong with being asexual.
ThePersonWithAFace 5
There’s nothing wrong with being a sexual but if your going to lie about it to get a ring straight up your a ****
Sporadic1 6
wow she rly married for love I see. sorry man
Sporadic1 6
that just doesn't make any sense to me... when I got hitched it was on... that's what i always thought was the point
TxKitten79 10
You know in some states that's a legal cause for divorce? Um yeah, I'd be like "Nope, I'm out."
Criminal 6
I’d be the same way!!!
rodfergie 18
No sex means the marriage was never consummated. Also means the marriage is not valid.
chosha_fml 26
It must have hurt to be duped by someone you loved after all the expense of a wedding, too. But it’s been two years and she isn’t changing her mind. Might be time to let go. It’s not like you were given the chance to know what kind of marriage you were getting into.
Coda James Matthew Blanchard 8
time for a motherfucking divorce
blondie45 21
If she isn’t giving you steak at home then she shouldn’t be surprised if you dine out on pork chops ...
BillGray 9
What’s with the thumbs down on this comment? To tell your partner that they’re getting no more sex, seems to me you’re releasing them to find it elsewhere. Maybe I’m wrong, but what might be another option?
Chazzster 29
One part of me thinks YDI if you put up with this for 2 years.