Today, it's my 2-year wedding anniversary. It also marks 2 years since my wife told me, "We're married now we don't need to have sex anymore." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it’s mine and my fiancée’s two year anniversary. No, not our engagement or dating anniversary, it’s the two year anniversary of when we last had sex. FML
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML
Today, it's been 3 years since my wife told me we should take a break from sex. We haven't touched each other since. FML
Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, it's been 10 months of a sexless marriage. Also my 10-month wedding anniversary. We waited until marriage, and she hasn't wanted me since. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, it's mine and wife's one-year anniversary. After only being married for a year, I quickly understood what her father really meant when he said, "Your problem now" and chuckled at our wedding. FML
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
She must have other amazing qualities if you're staying with her despite being refused sex. Personally, if that happened to me, she'd be out on her ass, but that's because I like sex.
Ashamed_Sister 60
If you really didn't have sex the entire two years, this day should be your 23 month "anniversary" of initiating divorce proceedings. A life without sex sounds horrible.
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Sarah Marie_1459472994 5
Divorce is a thing you know
OneWhoKnows 5
Time to leave she trapped you