Love and Intimacy: Today, it's my 2-year wedding anniversary. It also marks 2 years... - FML

By Sapphire Mills - 28/11/2018 13:30

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Today, it's my 2-year wedding anniversary. It also marks 2 years since my wife told me, "We're married now we don't need to have sex anymore." FML

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By NeedToGetLaid - 01/03/2023 15:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, it’s mine and my fiancée’s two year anniversary. No, not our engagement or dating anniversary, it’s the two year anniversary of when we last had sex. FML

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Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML

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By marriagesux - 29/12/2009 07:12 - United States

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Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 19:22 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2021 00:01

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Today, it's been 10 months of a sexless marriage. Also my 10-month wedding anniversary. We waited until marriage, and she hasn't wanted me since. FML

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By Shooter71 - 16/10/2010 04:09 - France

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Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML

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By rj - 12/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Goddard

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Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2012 05:45 - United States

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Today, it's our third anniversary. After a candlelit dinner and a midnight boat ride, my wife turned down sex, because "it's too cliché." FML

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By heart broken - 29/12/2013 09:05 - United States

Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 9 November 2018 18:02

She must have other amazing qualities if you're staying with her despite being refused sex. Personally, if that happened to me, she'd be out on her ass, but that's because I like sex.

Ashamed_Sister 60

Wednesday 28 November 2018 14:25

If you really didn't have sex the entire two years, this day should be your 23 month "anniversary" of initiating divorce proceedings. A life without sex sounds horrible.

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Sarah Marie_1459472994 5

Monday 18 February 2019 5:09

Divorce is a thing you know

OneWhoKnows 5

Monday 5 August 2019 6:12

Time to leave she trapped you

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