FML : Today, I woke up from a nap on my new bed to see my phone lit up with new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out my new bed?" as a mass text while I...

Today, I woke up from a nap on my new bed to see my phone lit up with new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out my new bed?" as a mass text while I was asleep to every boy in my phone. Mark will be here in an hour, Jon wants to know what I'm wearing, and my ex's new girlfriend is not amused. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anathema_360 - / Sunday 20 September 2009 23:19 / Canada

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By passwordis_fml | 2

#577852 - Monday 21 September 2009 9:37

hahaha gotta love ur friend

By f_alltheirlives | 3

#577867 - Monday 21 September 2009 9:43

So, did the bed do the trick? Thank god for Mark and his genuine intrest in beds

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By Zazu7711 | 0

#577848 - Monday 21 September 2009 9:35

OMG FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UpYourself | 0

#577857 - Monday 21 September 2009 9:37

@1 Wow make sure to collect your medal and trophy along with your life

PumpkinTarte | 0

#577859 - Monday 21 September 2009 9:37

How can they be more careful? It's not their fault at all.

pelican2 | 0

#578157 - Monday 21 September 2009 15:05

Orgy anyone

greenltrn2003 | 0

#578288 - Monday 21 September 2009 16:32

#35 I think you mean "Orgy EVERYONE"
stop responding to comments to get to the top if it has nothin to do with the thing ur responding to

tianxing1012 | 0

#1359793 - Monday 6 September 2010 10:47

At least you know ppl think you're hot. ;D

By passwordis_fml | 2

#577852 - Monday 21 September 2009 9:37

hahaha gotta love ur friend

ilovechocochipz | 0

#924006 - Monday 8 March 2010 4:38

i bet op needed help hooking up

By MKflyy | 0

#577853 - Monday 21 September 2009 9:37

bahahahaha that's amazing.
your friend is legit, take a joke.

fylahole | 0

#577932 - Monday 21 September 2009 10:37

YDI for sleeping

violentturtle | 0

#579511 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 2:41

It is a joke! And funny. And I'm sure your friends will understand. People need to laugh more ;D

By Amkii | 0

#577856 - Monday 21 September 2009 9:37

That is awesome! But why would you sleep while your friend was over?

ohheykiwi | 2

#577888 - Monday 21 September 2009 9:52

This.

Amkii | 0

#577901 - Monday 21 September 2009 10:01

This what?

censorshipoff | 0

#577969 - Monday 21 September 2009 11:48

IS
SPARTA

darkblue_13 | 0

#578045 - Monday 21 September 2009 13:03

college?

greenltrn2003 | 0

#578278 - Monday 21 September 2009 16:28

#19 wins

girandwogpig | 0

#579977 - Tuesday 22 September 2009 8:50

agreed. 19 U win!

By null_fml | 11

#577866 - Monday 21 September 2009 9:42

That's hilarious. I feel bad for Mark and Jon though.

By f_alltheirlives | 3

#577867 - Monday 21 September 2009 9:43

So, did the bed do the trick? Thank god for Mark and his genuine intrest in beds

johnsmith3321 | 0

#1122493 - Thursday 22 July 2010 6:37

lol

By Intoxicunt | 5

#577872 - Monday 21 September 2009 9:44

I wish I had been on your list under a guy's name.
I want to try it out!

By Telia_Thea | 0

#577877 - Monday 21 September 2009 9:46

hahaha amaaazing :P

By Chasted | 0

#577893 - Monday 21 September 2009 9:55

Well... Round for an hour and what your wearing; at least your hot (I think XD)

cozzybear | 0

#985124 - Monday 26 April 2010 15:16

picks or it dident happen...

eehizle | 0

#1919191 - Sunday 2 January 2011 2:18

spellcheck or you suck at life.

ADOG2645 | 17

#6588726 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 1:06

Dude, just pick up some toothpicks at Walmart or something. They shouldn't have to do your errands just so you will belive their story...

By echolot | 0

#577916 - Monday 21 September 2009 10:16

Haha. At least you know you've still got it!

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