By Eskyew - 23/07/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 746
You deserved it 9 007

Same thing different taste

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What? New mail in your inbox doesn't turn you on??

Imawhalerider 0

just listen to how fast his fingers move. yeahhhh


SS60 0
Dmaster22 0

Im going to reply to post #1 so im on the top. QQ bitches! this aint a fml its only phone sex cuz u wont give him any. he should dump your ass

Yeah, I wonder how long it will take for your comment to be burried. Just knock it off already.

waterynuggets 0
Dmaster22 0

Negative votes. you faggots! (THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN MODERATED)

Dmaster22 0

YDI btw to all the fags that gave me thumbs down i is gonna hax you and use ur webcam to spy on ur motherz

Hacking a grapefruit would be a spectacle indeed. I dont think anyone could do that. Good comparison though, your smart and stuff :)

Young_Sparta 0

commentors 18, 19, and 20 all fail at life... **** your lives. =]

horrible fml. phone sex is boring and stupid, and besides, your life is ****** up because hes on the computer?

oh if being on the computer while having phone sex is fml my girlfriends gonna be so pissed off

lol maybe you're not kinky enough, gotta learn how to really turn them on

ChrisWasHere 0

The OP is so selfish. Oh, how dare your boyfriend for checking his email. He should go to hell!

Twelve year old's do have a right on the internet. Don't they? It's just that sites like fmylife should be a community ranging from 14 to whatever. He definitely should not "gtfo" the internet.

Not really a FML. Just kinda sucks... Imma say FYL anyway cause nobody wants to be interrupted during "nice" talk.

skiBOAT 0

Maybe he was looking at ****?

Seriously. He was clearly looking for more ****. The real FML is that he lied to her when she asked what he was typing. Saying email was the lesser of two evils.

What? New mail in your inbox doesn't turn you on??

Hahahahaha that was funny!!! Phone sex? Really? I can't imagine how fun it would be to have the illusion that you're with your boyfriend but when you open your eyes you realize... Oh, yeah, I'm touching myself. Fun. Eh. YDI for being so horny... FYL because you can't keep him interested... or YDI... eh whatever

Imagine I'm putting my package in your inbox baby...

Imawhalerider 0

just listen to how fast his fingers move. yeahhhh

Meh. Phone sex is boring anyway. He was probably looking up ****.

that was my thought. Phone sex is boring, I would've started checking my email too.

Crunchy_fml 0

like *you've* ever had phone sex or sex at all

Look out, we've got an internet tough guy here.

I've never had phone sex, but I can't imagine it actually being good. I mean, if things get really kinky, it might be kinda funny, but a turn-on? I'm sorry, but I need something more than someone talking to feel good.

TurtleGenius 0

Wow. That jut proves that you are not good! I mean don't do it if you can't do it right... Anyways I think it's FHL for having a crappy girlfriend.. But that's just me (: