By Eskyew - 23/07/2009 21:40 - United States

By Eskyew - 23/07/2009 21:40 - United States
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Yeah, I wonder how long it will take for your comment to be burried. Just knock it off already.
You couldn't hack a grapefruit.
Hacking a grapefruit would be a spectacle indeed. I dont think anyone could do that. Good comparison though, your smart and stuff :)
horrible fml. phone sex is boring and stupid, and besides, your life is fucked up because hes on the computer?
oh if being on the computer while having phone sex is fml my girlfriends gonna be so pissed off
lol maybe you're not kinky enough, gotta learn how to really turn them on
gtfo the internet you fag
Twelve year old's do have a right on the internet. Don't they? It's just that sites like fmylife should be a community ranging from 14 to whatever. He definitely should not "gtfo" the internet.
Not really a FML. Just kinda sucks... Imma say FYL anyway cause nobody wants to be interrupted during "nice" talk.
Seriously. He was clearly looking for more porn. The real FML is that he lied to her when she asked what he was typing. Saying email was the lesser of two evils.
What? New mail in your inbox doesn't turn you on??
Hahahahaha that was funny!!! Phone sex? Really? I can't imagine how fun it would be to have the illusion that you're with your boyfriend but when you open your eyes you realize... Oh, yeah, I'm touching myself. Fun. Eh. YDI for being so horny... FYL because you can't keep him interested... or YDI... eh whatever
Imagine I'm putting my package in your inbox baby...
Honestly, do you have an IQ of four?
Meh. Phone sex is boring anyway. He was probably looking up porn.
that was my thought. Phone sex is boring, I would've started checking my email too.
Look out, we've got an internet tough guy here.
I've never had phone sex, but I can't imagine it actually being good. I mean, if things get really kinky, it might be kinda funny, but a turn-on? I'm sorry, but I need something more than someone talking to feel good.
at least you got off, right?
Wow. That jut proves that you are not good! I mean don't do it if you can't do it right... Anyways I think it's FHL for having a crappy girlfriend.. But that's just me (:
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What? New mail in your inbox doesn't turn you on??
just listen to how fast his fingers move. yeahhhh