Today, I'm 11 weeks pregnant and my husband has taken great glee in the fact that his horrible gas is enough to trigger my morning sickness. We're about to go on a long, 12-hour drive. FML
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Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
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Today, they're pumping out the septic system in the building next door. I'm three months pregnant, suffering from morning sickness, and can smell everything within a three-mile radius. FML
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Today, I'm seven weeks pregnant. For the first time in a week, I feel well enough to eat something that isn't Cheerios, a bagel, or crackers. I woke up two hours after going to bed with the shits. I'm almost convinced this kid hates me already. FML
Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28
Well if he triggers it, make sure you throw up on him. It may be the only way to get him to stop.
sunnyray812 42
Puke on him. I'm very sure he won't take great glee in that.
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Comments (68)
fsomelife 26
Your husband is an asshole. Hopefully he'll grow up soon. Congrats on the pregnancy!
Axel5238 29
Unfortunately, I'm guessing they are old enough he isn't going to change or young enough if he's asked to stop or grow up she'll be told to " get a sense of humor". If he hasn't by now he probably isn't going to ever change.
fsomelife 26
It seems like they're expecting their first child, so maybe having a kid will change something.
Ironmayhem 22
His fault if you throw up... ?
sturschaedel 27
Try out which of your perfumes you still like to smell. Spray it on a thin scarf. Whenever you hear him fart or get a whiff put your scarf over your nose. That helped me when I had to change my first kid's diapers while pregnant with the second.
ShieldGirl23 4
puke on him
Pixiemels 19
So...two babies in the car! Poor you...congratulations on the pregnancy, dear! :)
serslybro 20
Chew mint gum!! It helps with nausea, lower your sense of smell and it will keep our mind off it ;)
albertozeta_fml 9
He's a monster!
because2why2not 6
dont worry, when your farther along you can get him back with your farts. ten times worse trust me
bombielol 20
take a plane?
musiclover1316 19
Poor thing. That's awful. Hopefully it will go by fast