Today, I'm 11 weeks pregnant and my husband has taken great glee in the fact that his horrible gas is enough to trigger my morning sickness. We're about to go on a long, 12-hour drive. FML
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Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
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Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
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Today, I'm seven weeks pregnant. For the first time in a week, I feel well enough to eat something that isn't Cheerios, a bagel, or crackers. I woke up two hours after going to bed with the shits. I'm almost convinced this kid hates me already. FML
Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28
Well if he triggers it, make sure you throw up on him. It may be the only way to get him to stop.
sunnyray812 42
Puke on him. I'm very sure he won't take great glee in that.
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natassjad 22
Throw up in his lap
angelofsaturn 23
I'd throw up in every single thing he owns. Also not to add to your misery but it might not end after the first trimester. I threw up every day until my induction with my first and i still get random morning sickness at 23 weeks with this one. -_-
dispwned 8
I'm in agreement with everyone saying "throw up on him"
night_roane 11
vomiting is physically painful and bad for you. I don't understand why anyone professing to love you would WANT to force you to vomit, especially after you've sacrificed your body to give him a child.
Rouxfy 1
Bring a lighter.
becca9985 34
Be sure to aim in his direction!