Today, I'm 11 weeks pregnant and my husband has taken great glee in the fact that his horrible gas is enough to trigger my morning sickness. We're about to go on a long, 12-hour drive. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28
Well if he triggers it, make sure you throw up on him. It may be the only way to get him to stop.
sunnyray812 42
Puke on him. I'm very sure he won't take great glee in that.
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worldclassrager 41
I think with the traveling he wouldn't do that too much so he doesn't have to keep stopping...but happy trails OP
hrhlovesrar 8
don't worry, yours will be worse (pregnancy farts) and you can get him back later!
skittyskatbrat 19
Best part will be waking him up at 3 am to smell it, too. ;) If she's awake, he can be awake...and she can laugh at HIM!
AU_Lovebird 17
That's awful!!! just throw up on him! I bet that'll make him stop!!!
kerstileann 26
just do what i do with horrible smells : pull the collar of your shirt up to your nose it'll hook right on. i guess stick a bucket up your shirt aswell hahaha :)
skittyskatbrat 19
Tell him he can either get GasX or get puked on, it's his choice. If he's deliberately triggering your morning sickness, I'd have some major words for him. Don't hesitate to contact his parents (assuming they are normal) and have them read him the riot act. That's their grandbaby growing in you...you don't need to be losing any extra nutrients (as well as the discomfort and the damage to your teeth and throat) just for his amusement. He's acting like a kid, time to recruit some help in telling him to grow the **** up. And congrats on the mom-to-be part! It's tough, but awesome!
kellyem2 20
Sucking on candied ginger is a godsend for a lot of people with morning sickness. If you find sitting in the car bothers your stomach too, hopefully that will take the edge off.
skittyskatbrat 19
PreggiePopDrops also work pretty well. Worth picking up a set at the pharmacy (WalGreens carries them) before the trip!
TwinkleToes7 15
That's awful, I'm sorry!
vikky538 29
if he has that much gas in his stomach..may you both have same belly size ...
PinkasaurusRex 25
He probably won't enjoy riding with the smell of vomit for so long. He's just punishing the both of you, which you don't need. Sorry, OP.
mistress_paz 30
It always sucks when one realizes that one is having a child with a child.