Hospital and Health: Mah bawsac - FML

Mah bawsac

By Anonymous - 12/07/2014 20:19 - United States - Indianapolis

Spicy

Today, I accidentally twisted my balls in my own underwear so badly that I had to be hospitalized. FML

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By neveragain - 12/02/2016 19:10 - United Kingdom - Byfleet

Today, I ended up in the ER because I ruptured a testicle by accidentally sitting on it. Last time I ever go commando. FML

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By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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By Ballhugger - 06/12/2009 20:42 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2012 05:15 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, my foot slipped and I did a slow speed-tumble over the top, ripping my balls wide open. Number of stitches: too many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. FML

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By boxerswontdo - 06/03/2022 02:00

Today, at physical therapy, even though I was wearing underwear, when I went on the leg press machine, my balls popped out of the bottom of my shorts. A bunch of times. The therapist saw. FML

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By Matt - 13/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML

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By paulinapo - 28/03/2013 13:52 - United States - Staten Island

Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML

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Ball Is Life

By Anonymous - 17/09/2018 12:00

Spicy

Today, my wife tried to be sexy by climbing on top of me wearing nothing but a thong. Unfortunately, her knee came down in just the wrong spot and I passed out instantly from the pain of my testicle rupturing. I'm in hospital now recovering from the removal surgery. FML

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By crushed dreams - 16/06/2011 06:20 - United States

Spicy

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

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Third degree

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 06:01

Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML

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Top comments

bigpappy7 5

Sunday 13 July 2014 7:09

So...uh...how did you manage that?

inner_peace 19

Sunday 13 July 2014 7:10

Just reading that made me cringe.

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superdom 12

Sunday 13 July 2014 17:53

I forget what's that caused but u could have lost both of them glad ur in the hospital meaning safe

kalbrek009 20

Sunday 13 July 2014 18:24

HOW?

slipstreak 10

Sunday 13 July 2014 19:13

Oh... my God?

RANDALL4801 11

Sunday 13 July 2014 19:27

that is what I call a bad day

caprice91 4

Sunday 13 July 2014 19:36

did you tell your friends about it yet?

Epickitty58 29

Sunday 13 July 2014 21:35

How'd you swing that, Copernicus?

BiggieSchalls 2

Sunday 13 July 2014 21:53

Dude that sucks, but it can happen. I forget what it's called exactly but the epidermus in your groin can actually twist together. That's probably what happened.

rocker_chick23 27

Sunday 13 July 2014 22:57

I don't have balls, but this FML made me cringe.

Bossgirlhana 15

Monday 14 July 2014 0:01

Reading this makes me glad I'm a girl. For us, most of our stuff is tucked away nicely.

Nemo1235 4

Monday 14 July 2014 0:05

The **** you do that?

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