Hospital and Health: Mah bawsac

Mah bawsac

By Anonymous - 12/07/2014 20:19 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I accidentally twisted my balls in my own underwear so badly that I had to be hospitalized. FML

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You deserved it 8 039

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By neveragain - 12/02/2016 19:10 - United Kingdom - Byfleet

Today, I ended up in the ER because I ruptured a testicle by accidentally sitting on it. Last time I ever go commando. FML

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By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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By Ballhugger - 06/12/2009 20:42 - Canada

Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML

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You deserved it 11 144

By Anonymous - 18/08/2012 05:15 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, my foot slipped and I did a slow speed-tumble over the top, ripping my balls wide open. Number of stitches: too many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. FML

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You deserved it 2 657

New balls

By boxerswontdo - 06/03/2022 02:00

Today, at physical therapy, even though I was wearing underwear, when I went on the leg press machine, my balls popped out of the bottom of my shorts. A bunch of times. The therapist saw. FML

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You deserved it 292

Pissed

By Matt - 13/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML

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You deserved it 483

By paulinapo - 28/03/2013 13:52 - United States - Staten Island

Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML

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You deserved it 2 848

Ball Is Life

By Anonymous - 17/09/2018 12:00

Today, my wife tried to be sexy by climbing on top of me wearing nothing but a thong. Unfortunately, her knee came down in just the wrong spot and I passed out instantly from the pain of my testicle rupturing. I'm in hospital now recovering from the removal surgery. FML

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You deserved it 250

By crushed dreams - 16/06/2011 06:20 - United States

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

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You deserved it 243 993

Third degree

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 06:01

Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML

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bigpappy7 5

Sunday 13 July 2014 7:09

So...uh...how did you manage that?

inner_peace 19

Sunday 13 July 2014 7:10

Just reading that made me cringe.

Comments

WolfBite230 2

Sunday 13 July 2014 9:06

it reminds me of that Duluth trading company underwear commercial

Witchylady 17

Sunday 13 July 2014 9:11

How on earth does that happen???

Nilorak 24

Sunday 13 July 2014 9:14

Is your name Ben Stiller?

highlystrung41 0

Sunday 13 July 2014 9:39

Ummm how??

1947Chevy 17

Sunday 13 July 2014 9:46

I feel for the sake of all men you should explain how one does this

Epickitty58 29

Sunday 13 July 2014 21:39

THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW

SofiaM0517 8

Sunday 13 July 2014 10:19

Mr_Beavis 6

Sunday 13 July 2014 10:38

Natural selection doesn't always kill...

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 13 July 2014 10:41

My balls started aching in sympathy the moment I read this... Thanks OP!

jrn 14

Sunday 13 July 2014 11:34

939 people voted "you deserved it". I bet they're ALL female.

JenBernal 3

Sunday 13 July 2014 12:34

Testicular torsion. Ouch

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