Mad beliefs

By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 00:20 - United States

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Today, my grandmother gave me a huge speech on being abstinent until marriage. Being the honest person that I am, I told her I wasn't a virgin anymore. Instead of being mad and telling me I was going to hell. She asked me what my favourite things to do sexually were. And told me hers in detail. FML
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arienh4 0

#5 Because it's free.

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KwitIt 0

Well... at least you were honest! I hope this doesn't deter you from honesty in the future! And #1, it's not like the OP could have just said, "Nope. Not talking about this with you!" That would be incredibly disrespectful, and it sounds like the grandma brought it up first.

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raginazn_67 0

Bahaha gotta love old people =D

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nammz 0

I moderated this one!

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cyxx 0

Hahahahaha YDI! You do realize that was probably her form of punishment.

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wallythedolly 0

You should have taken notes! I mean, she has at least 50 years of experience on you. Maybe she had some good tips.

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Bob13_fml 0

your grandma is awesome!!!!

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louisianagrrrrl 0

at least she was being acepting, instead of yelling at you and calling you a *****

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Ninjahippy 0

That was probably her punishment for you. Definitely worse than a "you're going to hell" speech.

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mobius8 0

That's the tried and true second method of keeping kids from having sex. Giving them disturbing mental images of their grandparents having sex. Because honestly, next time you're getting intimate with a guy, you know you're going to start imagining your grandma now. FYL =P

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