Love is love

By SpiderMan - 12/03/2009 00:23 - United States

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Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor… and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML
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Crudez0rz 0

Who the **** masturbates into a sock?!?! hahaha

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alex_vik 0

..Check the sock next time? I have a feeling you're from Australia though, they've got huge spiders everywhere down there.

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princessmelissa 3

we have some of the biggest spiders in the world down here so I'd agree with your comment. that'd be hell scary to find... our spiders aren't only big they are deadly!

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geminiTwin4 3

well there goes my plans of ever moving to Australia..

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AnnStarfire 0

Did the spider call you afterwords? If not, you must've be bad.

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ArivO 0

Why the hell do you ********** into the sock!?

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sarah8309 5

13) some guys do that. A lot of guys do tht.

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Zic_fml 7

Lol, that was terrifying. Was it a tranatula? XD

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Smashhoof 15

I don't think a tranatula or a tarantula would fit in a sock.

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Mnemic 5

I agree with #2 and #13... Say... to you wear those socks again after you washed them? Or you have special socks for it?

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deathphsyco 0

usually it's a certain sock although sometimes it's a random sock that we throw away

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Andicc 19

So that's where all the lost matches to my socks go!! I blamed it on the dryer but it must have been my man using them for cum catchers and tossing them...one of the great mysteries of the universe answered.

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TEAZO 0

lmao you did a spider thats funny prob the most action you got in a while.

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tyler1 0

were you at least able to satisfy it? because judging by the fact your using a sock, you prolly havent been satisfying any ladies lately. lol im just playin man hahaha

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The_Big_Guy 0

OH GOD!!!! My favorite FML thus far...So many possibilities with this one. -you've created Man-spider ( Spiderman's new arch nemesis) -the spider will now eat you in your sleep, since you have mated -the spider might have laid eggs in your dack-hole=new urban legend... -your next busted nut will consist of baby spiders and not sperm -your next busted nut will consist of cob-webs -you are the first man to have made love to a spider=new fetish -FML from the spider..."After a long day, I was really tired and found a warm home in a sock. I was awakened by an earthquake..which turned out to actually be me getting raped by the biggest **** I have ever seen. FML !!"

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EvilAngelAshley 3

Dude...The spider FML was hilarious. Lmfao. The mental pictures...are so wrong... I love it! :)

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timeoffire45 8

Holy ******* shit that had me laughing my ass off... :D Btw, OP: Your life does suck, but YDI--after all, why would you ********** into a sock? 0.o condoms work really nicely... or a fleshlamp, if you can get over the fact that it look like you're ******* a flashlight... :-P

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brit8741 0

Poor spider. "Today, I took a nap in my nice sock home. It's very nice, even though it was weirdly crusty today, but whatever. When I woke up I was being raped by some weird dick-looking thing, but it was almost as big as me!!!" OP I hope you didn't get it pregnant. Tell your therapist I said Good Luck.

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IMTHEGREATEST 0

you are very clever and an excellent comedian... I salute you

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Whydoyouask 11

LMFAO, that spider fml was hilarious 19!

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campana1024 0

You really wrote out that whole comment, and all those thing u said were ****** retarded. You must have too much free time

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HANGtheFREAK 0

lmao you're supposed to buy the spider dinner before you have sex! tsk tsk. bad manners. was it a girl spider? O_o

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swhockey02 0

haha good poiont he might have just ****** a guy spider

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