Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
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Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML
Today, at my daughter's fundraiser, I noticed that a guy with a face only a fist could love kept staring at her. I said "Beautiful, isn't she?" Before I could tell him to keep it in his damned pants, he replied "Hah. She's my girlfriend, dude. Total beast in the sack." Complete news to me on both counts. FML
Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
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Peroxide 3
You can't motorboat a pair of eyes
untoldfame 3
number 1, your not cool. and as a male, ill be the first to say, sometimes its tough to not look at breasts, especially if they are right in frnt of you.
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IronysMe 0
yeah your boss should tell her to dress like a non-ho or not let her ass in his restaurant..sounds like the incestuous perv wants them out...
Specter_fml 0
this might seem like it's personal from me, but, i bet dat that would have been different if you were a women. But no just becouse we're men, they think that that's all we ever look at. You were just trying to be responsible, and actually act like an adult.
mcsnelly 5
Whether this is an FML or a YDI depends on if you just glanced because the cleavage was that obvious, or you were blatantly staring for a long time. If a woman has a lot of cleavage (and I mean A LOT, not just a little low cut), then it would be hard not to take a look, but just a quick look, not completely stare. So if you were obvious, then yes, YDI. (If the dad just happened to look at you right when you glanced once, then FYL)
justanotherhuman 21
"That may be, sir. But there's more mascara covering her eyes than there is shirt covering her chest. I've made my choice..." Then just go ahead and get your severance check. It was a good run. Next!
smoeguy159 0
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jer_fml 0
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hellFighter 0
1) As a guy, yeah, taking a glance is something that can't be avoided. **** = too good 2) Also as a guy, I know that staring is something that CAN be avoided. It's called self control YDI
Gcarlinfan1 0
in the words of the great George Carlin: "men like to blame it on the woman saying 'what she was wearing a tight shirt?!?!?!"
DieterDerBlau 0
Women are excellent hosts for these things we men love called vaginas and breasts. Praise Allah, Zeus, and Jehovah-1 for these breasts which we should stare at at all times. Except when merging onto the freeway. Peace.
cellist1 0
Your subtlety astounds me.