Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
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Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML
Today, at my daughter's fundraiser, I noticed that a guy with a face only a fist could love kept staring at her. I said "Beautiful, isn't she?" Before I could tell him to keep it in his damned pants, he replied "Hah. She's my girlfriend, dude. Total beast in the sack." Complete news to me on both counts. FML
Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
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Peroxide 3
You can't motorboat a pair of eyes
untoldfame 3
number 1, your not cool. and as a male, ill be the first to say, sometimes its tough to not look at breasts, especially if they are right in frnt of you.
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Comments (88)
tagedawg 0
I am not sure if the boss was right by what he said or not
tigerlily3 0
@132 don't worry, all chicks aren't like that. It actually makes no sense to me. If you dress like a ****, you're asking to be checked out whether its a hot Guy or not. This doesn't however, excuse a guy from doing anything more than looking.
ncvolley123 8
did this happen to be in Ashland oregon?
DareToDream7 0
Guys, get over it, its true. Girls want to show cleavage to get looks from guys, as long as the guy is attractive and not creepy. Its weird, its twisted, but that's just the way we are. And don't tell me that you guys don't like having hot girls check you out, but if an ugly girl were to check you out, you would think it was creepy. Am I right? And OP, don't worry about it, I would have looked too. And I'm a straight girl. When girls are wearing low cut tops and a push up bra, its hard to ignore. Don't worry about it.
marinaim 17
Jeez, you wear a small shirt, people are gonna look, get over it! Really not brain surgery here :S
claiiire_fml 17
haha 36
claiiire_fml 17
YDI for meddling and talking to the girl's mom. I'm guessing you were one of those lame little kids who tattles on everyone.
yarani 26
The girl herself was the one who complained to her mom, who is OP's boss. OP clarified that in a comment
Miss_Birthday 3
Dude. you had to see it coming. How is this FML? If he fired you or put you on the spot, maybe its an FML but......... And its the point of the shirt, she wanted the attention but obviously not from you. Stop whining YDI for not knowing that you look down to see a girls chest and couldn't be more obvious.
MrIncredibleSME 3
Learn to use that peripheral vision
cunningchick 1
This might be something that all guys need to learn:)