Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML
Today, at my daughter's fundraiser, I noticed that a guy with a face only a fist could love kept staring at her. I said "Beautiful, isn't she?" Before I could tell him to keep it in his damned pants, he replied "Hah. She's my girlfriend, dude. Total beast in the sack." Complete news to me on both counts. FML
Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thank you, your FML was submitted, and will appear the moderation soon!
Top comments
Peroxide 3
You can't motorboat a pair of eyes
untoldfame 3
number 1, your not cool. and as a male, ill be the first to say, sometimes its tough to not look at breasts, especially if they are right in frnt of you.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (88)
Jimboom 11
Mmmm Boobies.
wbrycem 0
Nah, I'm pretty sure she's only got a pair of ****.
c3ns0r3dn4m3 0
agree with 37
ithedarkknight 0
i love women dont get me wrong... but they can be such asses! they were these little tight outfits and when you look they make you feel like you a pervert or something annnnd then you have the ones who tries to talk to you and your like im not looking for a girlfriend right know but if you want maybe we could be friends or friends with benefits first let see where it goes they think your player wtf do you want from us man! to suck the meat of are flesh damn! she wears a lil top you look who doesnt like ******* even girls like ******* look at all the lesbians running around today... gosh girls are just so weird but you cant help but love em... excuse the rambling....
CFR 0
lol...that was actually kinda cute, you seem so genuinely befuddled x)
lmmmr 0
punctuation is your friend.
musiclife_fml 0
first of all, OP I think you mean daughTer. (someone had to point it out xD) and second, YDI for bringing it up with the boss. First rule of looking: don't get caught dumbass
FuzzyWalnuts 0
Too bad. I like em with just ****
cattoe7 0
maybe he should tell his daughter to cover herself up instead of talking to you about where her eyes are
Ibeapirate 0
I'm sorry, but I have to say it...major grammatical fail. "After having a private chat with her mother, my boss took me aside..." Sigh. And then there's everything else that's wrong with this post.
fuzzybrownbear 0
Please tell me the grammatical error, because when i read it it reads as if the boss had the private chat with the mother of the boss's daughter and then took him aside. I do not see the error
wbrycem 0
WOOOOW. You know there's probably perfect grammar forums somewhere out there. As long as it's legible and makes some sort of sense, it's good enough for me. And yeah ... I see it the same way as 61 does. The boss talked with her mother, then talked to the OP.
Jazzywrites007 2
I only know this because my 12th grade English teacher was a Grammar Nazi. =): The way it is written makes it seem as though the girl's mother was the Boss's Mother (momentarily nixing the realization that the boss was a man) I'm not sure if I'm being clear, but yes it is TECHNICALLY a grammatical error. That being said, This is FML. People on their grammar horses need to STFU and GTFO and all those other little abbreviated phrases I've learned from this site. =p
tech42er 0
#95 It's not a grammatical error, merely ambiguous. You have to rely on context to interpret it.
thisishilarious 0
you dont deserve it, i blame her. she wears those kinds of tops for a reason, so everyone will look at her ****. bravo, just try n be more slick ahah
deathbunny256 0
I thought that meant after the OP talked to her mother about the daughter, the boss pulled him aside and got angry with the OP.