Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
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Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML
Today, at my daughter's fundraiser, I noticed that a guy with a face only a fist could love kept staring at her. I said "Beautiful, isn't she?" Before I could tell him to keep it in his damned pants, he replied "Hah. She's my girlfriend, dude. Total beast in the sack." Complete news to me on both counts. FML
Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
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Peroxide 3
You can't motorboat a pair of eyes
untoldfame 3
number 1, your not cool. and as a male, ill be the first to say, sometimes its tough to not look at breasts, especially if they are right in frnt of you.
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PakiPakiPaki 0
Anyone who said he deserves this is stupid. If you see a HUGE man in the front of the line and youre in back, you CANNOT help but watch. When you see a woman with a bra a cup size too small making her cleavage hit her throat, YOU CANT HELP BUT LOOK!! Im a woman and I would look!! Why? Cause it's sooooo slutty! If she was wearing normal clothes that didnt almost show her nipples, you wouldnt be in this situation, SDI for being a ***** and FYL for having ur boss give u shit about his/her ***** daughter.
yaintime21 0
same... sometimes people are like umm why are you looking down my shirt, and it's like first of all i wasn't second of all why did you wear a shirt like that then?
Snippy11 0
Looking at it seems reasonable. Looking down it seems creepier.
token_blackguy 18
if nothing bad happened to you how is it a fml, but it is funny ydi.
Raytestrak 3
**** are men-magnets, it's true ... look it up on wikipedia.
sgn12345 0
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skullbuster 0
HAHAHAHAHAAH! Hell, he didn't fire you or anything, he didn't even ask you not to look at his daughter...next time look up from the **** every few seconds.
tech42er 0
Who really stares at **** for long periods of time in real life? When I'm with a girl wearing something very revealing, I just (unconsciously) glance down every once in a while. But I mostly look at her face or hair when we're talking.
fxdxhk90 0
Women that walk around in low cut tops have no right to be angry when men stare at their ****, they are inviting the attention. It just sucks that your boss noticed.
Matstrenet 0
so your saying if a girl was to be reaped because she was wearing slutty clothes that "asked for it", she deserved it?
Matstrenet 0
oops sorry mis splet it raped
PakiPakiPaki 0
I think so.... If youre prancing around lookin like a prostitute, what are you expecting? For a nice respectable man to take you to a fancy restaurant and wait till marriage? LMFAO
mariokartwii 0
umm, pretty sure looking at a girl's boobs and rape are NOT the same thing
PakiPakiPaki 0
never said that, i was replying to someone else who said " your saying if a girl was to be reaped because she was wearing slutty clothes that "asked for it", she deserved it?" not to u
malcolm1919 0
Nerdy analogy of the day: They're like tractor beams for your eyes.
illeyad 0
#80, you're so rude- it's one thing to appreciate what a woman has to offer with her curves, it's another to stare.
PakiPakiPaki 0
If you don't want to be stared at, dont leave them hangin out. Wear clothes your size and be decent instead of a ****. If you're not slutty but still get stared at cause you're THAT beautiful, it's a compliment.
SpyderZH 0
Haha, George Castanza. That's a completely legitimate reaction to awesome boobage.
beaniebabe 0
I think the boss has been spending too much time looking at his daughters **** and got jealous when u did!!!
DieterDerBlau 0
WORD!