The truth

By Iahim - 25/01/2020 14:00

Today, I tried to prank my girlfriend. I said, “I saw you kissing another guy!” She apologized. FML

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Same thing different taste

By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

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You deserved it 2 427

By gabxoxo03 - 10/06/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

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Twins

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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You deserved it 2 935

What are you doing?

By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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You deserved it 9 689

By Anonymous - 13/12/2014 16:19 - United States - Memphis

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML

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You deserved it 3 086

By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 18:01 - Canada - North Bay

Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML

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So happy together…

By Anonymous - 30/06/2022 22:00

Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML

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You deserved it 129

Sabotage

By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 17:00 - United States - Harlingen

Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML

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You deserved it 97

The opposite of a good idea

By gorokhan2 - 27/04/2020 17:00

Today, I wanted to prank my girlfriend by giving her a jump scare. Right before I tried to scare her in an empty parking lot, she turned towards me, pepper-sprayed me in the eyes and kicked me in the balls. When she realized it was me, she called me an asshole and dumped on the spot and drove away. FML

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You deserved it 4 380

By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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You deserved it 5 387

123Puppy 33

Saturday 25 January 2020 16:43

I hope she’s your ex-girlfriend now. FYL.

ojosRojos 28

Saturday 25 January 2020 17:04

I’ve seen different versions of this a thousand times. Maybe people should stop trying this

Comments

123Puppy 33

Saturday 25 January 2020 16:43

I hope she’s your ex-girlfriend now. FYL.

ojosRojos 28

Saturday 25 January 2020 17:04

I’ve seen different versions of this a thousand times. Maybe people should stop trying this

Iahim 8

Saturday 25 January 2020 21:39

FML again

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 25 January 2020 20:04

Good thing you didn't pull the old "I saw you tossing another guy's salad" prank. That one never goes well!

demix_fml 32

Saturday 25 January 2020 20:08

I’m sorry you got that reaction, however what a dick move to think that asking this in the first place could be a good joke.

J15237 25

Monday 27 January 2020 21:41

I am hoping that you moved on from this relationship...

Iahim 8

Tuesday 28 January 2020 20:33

Of course

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