Don't be a dingdong

Props to your wife. I like her

You can always tell which fathers were only out for one thing as teenagers when it comes to daughters.

A well deserved shocking experience. I'm fine with parents being protective but to conspire a nefarious ploy against ANYONE without reasoning is wrong. You deserved it. How about bonding and getting to know your daughter's BF first rather than assumptions and plots? He may be a good dude.

You deserved that. It’s fine to protect our children, but it doesn’t mean they belong to us. Trust your daughter instead of acting like a lame character from a movie or a tv show.

It was either that, or let you humiliate the poor kid just because he's dating your daughter, along with alienating her for who knows how long, and embarrassing your wife because you're a man-child who thinks intimidating kids for no reason is funny. You should probably redeem yourself to your wife, or you could end up with an over-cooked asshole.

over-cooked asshole 🤣

Spot on!!

Please tell your wife that from mom to mom, her life sucks, and she's a hero for stopping her idiot husband from acting like a neanderthal.

moms unite for a greater good 🤣

...Fess up, OP. You peaked in high school, didn't you?

tazer down the buttcrack?
I would have done the same thing.
ease up, idiot.

Your wife is hilarious.

Good for her, your daughter is not your property. I have 4 daughters and raised them to be strong, independent women, not Daddy's girls. Studies have shown that controlling Fathers are also abusive.