By Steve - 3/4/2021 21:59 - United Kingdom

Don't be a dingdong

Today, my daughter's boyfriend came to the house to pick her up. As a responsible father, I had an evil plan to torture the boy who dares date my girl, but my wife preempted my plan so during his short visit, she stood behind me the whole time with her taser down my buttcrack in case I acted up. FML
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By  cuz803  |  39

A well deserved shocking experience. I'm fine with parents being protective but to conspire a nefarious ploy against ANYONE without reasoning is wrong. You deserved it. How about bonding and getting to know your daughter's BF first rather than assumptions and plots? He may be a good dude.

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By  cuz803  |  39

A well deserved shocking experience. I'm fine with parents being protective but to conspire a nefarious ploy against ANYONE without reasoning is wrong. You deserved it. How about bonding and getting to know your daughter's BF first rather than assumptions and plots? He may be a good dude.

By  1known  |  29

You deserved that. It’s fine to protect our children, but it doesn’t mean they belong to us. Trust your daughter instead of acting like a lame character from a movie or a tv show.

By  BurnInDemonFire  |  30

It was either that, or let you humiliate the poor kid just because he's dating your daughter, along with alienating her for who knows how long, and embarrassing your wife because you're a man-child who thinks intimidating kids for no reason is funny. You should probably redeem yourself to your wife, or you could end up with an over-cooked asshole.

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  bleachedraven  |  11

over-cooked asshole 🤣

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  bleachedraven  |  11

moms unite for a greater good 🤣

By  fireblazes  |  9

Good for her, your daughter is not your property. I have 4 daughters and raised them to be strong, independent women, not Daddy's girls. Studies have shown that controlling Fathers are also abusive.