Life goals

By ShayisPay101 - 15/02/2010 18:58 - United States

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Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 537
You deserved it 3 882

Same thing different taste

Top comments

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Take her to the local fire station and ask if she could use their pole. Practice makes perfect :)

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Tacota 0

I would be more worried about my daughter wanting to be a stripper

The_Corrupter 0

what's wrong with being a stripper?

The_Corrupter 0

just looking for the reasoning behind the comment

epoh_fml 0

Noone wants to imagine their little girl growing up to be the naked coked up ***** that makes drunk men cream their pants. Not sayin all strippers are like that, but the few I've met are :/

Tandrael 0

not all are that way my sister is a stripper she hate's every single moment of it but she needs the money

does this mean youre cheating or your wife's a stripper? either way YDI

CheshireHalli 19

Umm, this was posted by the wife. So she's neither cheating nor dating a stripper.

breeannarose 0

awww im sorry END THAT RELATIONSHIP LOL

Tacota 0
quikwit1212 0

And it's her fault because...? You should at least have a reason, and if you don't have one, don't post.

1733817338 0

wow hes dating a stripper... she must be desperate

Tacota 0

....Its a woman. Her husband is cheating on her with a stripper.

faxe 0

Stripping is a very lucrative profession and it's all cash. Unless you'd rather she slog at burger king for $7 an hour.

Some people want their kids to, I don't know, MAKE SOMETHING of themselves. She's obviously young, so she could still be anything in the future - a scientist, a model, an astronaut, etc. Not everyone has to be a trashy shit to earn any money. There are more jobs out there than ***** and drug dealer.

faxe 0

The glass half empty meets the glass half full.

I think the glass is just two times too big.

Haha, Intox, there's nothing wrong with being a stripper. And mentioning model next to astronaut and scientist really shoots down your point. Models are just the same as strippers, the only difference is that one gets paid for taking clothes the other gets paid for showing off clothes.

That's like saying a bank robber and a cop are the same thing; the only difference is one gets paid to steal money and one gets paid to stop people from stealing money. Probably not the best example but hopefully you see how your comment was somewhat ridiculous.

That you can be anything when you grow up saying is crap. I always wanted to be a transformer when I grew up... Guess what i'm not now that i'm an adult

Except you completely missed the point. I'm not even going to explain it, I hope in time you will come to realise just how far you were off the mark.

How did she know? Did your husband bring her with him?