Kids and Love: Life goals

Life goals

By ShayisPay101 - 15/02/2010 18:58 - United States

Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML

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You deserved it 3 882

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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 13:30

Today, my daughter asked me to braid her hair. When I was done, she said Daddy's girlfriend does it better. I wasn't aware we had an open marriage. FML

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By dumped - 05/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

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You deserved it 4 175

By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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You deserved it 24 783

By azmom - 27/03/2012 17:51 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

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You deserved it 26 211

Get out of here

By Cpt Colin - 03/01/2012 07:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

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You deserved it 5 974

By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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You deserved it 7 588

By kte - 30/12/2009 10:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 292

You deserved it 2 639

By Anonymous - 22/07/2014 17:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

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You deserved it 44 660

By Stripperofthemall - 25/08/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, I found out why my 5 year-old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 213

You deserved it 2 915

bobert258 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:04

ouch

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:06

Take her to the local fire station and ask if she could use their pole. Practice makes perfect :)

Comments

demoon_fml 7

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:09

moron.

hillbillie_girl 3

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:09

can we say divorce?

DogmaT_fml 4

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:10

A rift has been shown in FML, perdix's crumbling dominion (from his new workplace restrictions) is being sopped up by snickerdoodles and her evil minions. Freeze is a new light to this scenario. SPARTANS TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL.

deadsrs 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:12

Hahaha and how am I one of snicker's minions?

spikey818 9

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:15

daddy needs a whoop ass

isabelle99_fml 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:20

that suks balls, man. (well actually you're a women,but you know what I mean.

perdix 29

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:26

DogmaT, I am carrying on the good fight from my iPhone as strangled as it may be by AT&T's clumsy 3G network. No puny Fortune 500 corporation can crush Perdix's Will To Comment (and PM)!