Intimacy: Kinky

Kinky

By sad_dad - 24/10/2009 17:35 - Canada

Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

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By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 23:54 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

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blland 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 23:10

One golden scene for Romeo and Juliet should have had. Enter Capulet. "Wherefore art thou in my bathroom? Cannot thee afford thy own?"

WOW_idc123 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 22:51

eww. haha thts really weird

Comments

Dr_Pepper_fml 3

Friday 13 November 2009 4:50

LMFAO!! Favorited!

jesse105 0

Monday 16 November 2009 6:42

*slow clap* best FML ever.

HXCxSceneKidx 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 13:13

****** up fam

HarperGirl 4

Wednesday 18 November 2009 3:54

PEOPLE PLEASE STOP SAYING THREESOME ... so disgusting

lifesuxxx1 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 21:16

haha thats funny happening to u.. if i walked in on my daughter and her bf i would have kicked the shit ouf of him

shankapotamous15 3

Sunday 27 December 2009 0:35

kicked the shit out of him while you were butt ass naked?

fuck_this_shit43 0

Monday 7 December 2009 16:24

jeez i feel sorry for your daughter!!

dontizzle 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 21:00

that is the funniest thing ive ever heard.!

elsapea 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 23:06

then there was the even more awkward explanations and silences later on. O.o

eonkiller 0

Friday 1 January 2010 17:24

ok fine...how about foursome when mommy gets home? :)

lexih 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 8:29

oh my gosh! what a total idiot daughter. if your going to try to have sex in the shower with your boyfriend at your house where your parents live at least try to be smart enough to lock the door....thats just asking for someone to come in and see her and her boyfriend. and im sure they were doing much more in the shower than just making out by the way!