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By offbeans - / Tuesday 17 February 2009 02:29 / United States
By Oops - / Thursday 14 January 2010 15:55 / United States

Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 4 October 2009 01:03 / United States

Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML

By meantowheels - / Sunday 21 June 2009 02:29 / United States

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

By a - / Thursday 21 May 2009 19:18 / United Kingdom