Intimacy: Kinky

Kinky

By sad_dad - 24/10/2009 17:35 - Canada

Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

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By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

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By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 23:54 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

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blland 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 23:10

One golden scene for Romeo and Juliet should have had. Enter Capulet. "Wherefore art thou in my bathroom? Cannot thee afford thy own?"

WOW_idc123 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 22:51

eww. haha thts really weird

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RagePX 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 23:45

dude i would have kicked that douches ass, sent my daughter to bed, called ma lady and did her good in the shower ! no problemo

IC4M3R0NI 0

Monday 26 October 2009 2:56

Ackward moment.......and then 3 way!!!!

alexaz 0

Monday 26 October 2009 4:20

I hope she didn't get in trouble since he was just going in there to do the same as they were lol how akward..shit

mollytamale 1

Monday 26 October 2009 4:28

That's awful on so many levels

Lilbunnyfoofoo 0

Monday 26 October 2009 4:39

This is the saddest thing ever, I am actually quite surprised that this man didn't go in and kick the bf in the balls and throw his daughter out AND that they didn't lock up...

uncletr 0

Monday 26 October 2009 5:16

Then what happened?

jchansfan 0

Monday 26 October 2009 6:53

You guys, he assumed because it was his bathroom, not the family one. And he probably didn't knock, because really it only should have been his wife in there, making knocking unnecesary, and perhaps a tad weird... no? Either way this FML is hilarious, even if it is somewhat disturbing... lmao :P

Circa_Circa 0

Monday 26 October 2009 7:26

wow I feel for your daughter, I wouldve died if I were her. I think you're gonna knock from now on?

Ninjaface 0

Monday 26 October 2009 8:41

Were you hard when you got in the shower? If so, you should have started complementing the boyfriend on his physique. That would have warned him off big time.