Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Kinky
Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Paicked
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Australia
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Marian
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML
Anonymous
Singapore, Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Empathetic panic
Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Overdoing it
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML
ally
United States 🌶️ Spicy
I'm coming !
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
hannieannie
Psychopath's joke
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Anonymous
Aiken, United States
Trigger warning
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML
JRLJLS
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Anonymous
Douglas, Isle of Man 🌶️ Spicy
Close to the edge
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
rebeccacaissie
United States
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
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hideyoself 4
He watches too much ****..
youfailed18 0
What a doucher.
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deerescu 1
I actually love erotic asphyxiation.
deerescu 1
agree soldier!
dudeitsdanny 10
Agreeeeed as well. I like rough sex, but I'd rather get waxed, whipped, or mildly electrocuted than choked.
withasmile 3
I like all kinds of play. But anything that could potentially end my life is not worth 'an intense ******.' I get it - I'm not judging what turns people on, but as a nurse whose seen the unintended end results of people doing dangerous things for fun/whatever - I reserve the right to think it's pretty stupid. And yes- he should ask you. Also - please take a look at his overall behavior towards you. He could be an abusive, sociopath. Or he could be an innocent (stupid) experimenter without much sense. Just my two cents.
dudeitsdanny 10
Agreeeeed as well. I like rough sex, but I'd rather get waxed, whipped, or mildly electrocuted than choked.
stanthrax 0
at least he didn't try to choke you at the dinner table.., then you'd have a bigger problem
shinnfinn 0
lol
SkittlzSlaughter 0
I would have liked it (･_･;
Farankusu 0
I pencil you in ?
iSolDyourSouL 0
Okay, maybe you should have discussed his S&M sex fetishes before you decided to sleep with him.. But nonetheless, fyl.
fmlpro0987 0
wat a pansy