Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Kinky
Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
Paicked
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Australia
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Marian
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML
Anonymous
Singapore, Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Empathetic panic
Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Overdoing it
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML
ally
United States 🌶️ Spicy
I'm coming !
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
hannieannie
Psychopath's joke
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Anonymous
Aiken, United States
Trigger warning
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML
JRLJLS
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Anonymous
Douglas, Isle of Man 🌶️ Spicy
Close to the edge
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
rebeccacaissie
United States
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
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hideyoself 4
He watches too much ****..
youfailed18 0
What a doucher.
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StoniToni 0
To 18- its sexy cuz a lil bit of pain brings a lot of pleasure ;)
bloobelly 0
cough
x_missystaceey 0
Now that's what you call "Hardcore Sex" :D:D
IneffableLullaby 13
That's probably a good sign for your boyfriend to lay off the ****.
zargon 1
Why? To me it just seems like a good reason for her boyfriend to actually communicate with her more than anything.
littlelamb0428 0
getting choked during sex is such a turn on, no need to freak out about it lol
cronikmstrb8ion 0
In all reality you should be appreciative that he even cares about you enough to help you overcome your phobia(amongst deeper darker psychological scarring that SOMEHOW or ANOTHER stemmed from one of "the usual suspects") to achieve a new level of pleasure. That...or he just thinks your too inexperienced/old fashioned/or a YSSM(abbr.)? And wanted to attempt to spice things up in bed before he gets completely bored and is left with the question EVERY man or woman on this planet has had to face(For the most part this is referenced to any person loves sex and doesnt ever wanna stop, even with the same ******/penis til they die). "Do i stay with the chick I like and have boring sex, or go find new hot tail a.k.a SLUUUUTS!!(I can say it cause ive been called a man *****, so eat it you easily offended feminists) to bang and hope for the best?" It can turn into a HELL...or every mans paradise. Though I will take in the factor that ur BF choking you (not too hard some would hope) was random/unexpected, and you were vulnerable in a "time of intimacy"...blah blah blah. "I think I just threw up in my mouth a little"-Dodgeball, just so every person thats gonna bitch and whiney about my opinion, can Kiss my White Irish ASS!! Thanks for reading!
5t3ff1k4h 45
First, it's not necessarily a phobia she has. Second, the boyfriend has no right to what he pleases to a woman without first asking her first - if he wanted sex, he needs to openly say it first or at least make sure she wants it too before he sticks his dick inside her. It's called rape, dude. The same goes for a woman - she can't just do as she pleases unless she's sure the dude's okay with it. Third, not everyone enjoys being choked during sex. Do you like ******* your partner's ass? Not everyone does. Do you like when your girl's submissive? Dominant? Great. Again, not everyone does. Do you like when your girlfriend bites you so hard in the middle of sex the skin breaks? Not everyone does. Do you have a foot/other miscellaneous fetish? No? That's because NOT EVERYONE DOES.
jdog172 0
good for him...it's call pleasure
chika_yeaah23 0
that's fun haha
chika_yeaah23 0
that's just called being a bitch. besides us girls want it just as much. as a little pointer. no matter what anyone says. sex IS a big part of relationships. it's fun and it matters. cuttin a person off from sex when you're dating. engaged. married whatever it is. is a big no no. guy or girl.
chika_yeaah23 0
42. look at your computer. it's the shift key. not the caps key. otherwise ALL the letters would have been capitalized. Not Just The First Letter Of Each Word.