Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML
Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack. I asked my boyfriend to hold my hand until I fell asleep. He said he couldn't because he needed both hands to play on his gameboy. FML
Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML
Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML
Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML
Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
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f0rged 0
Tell him you need something bigger to distract you.
imnotemomylifeis 0
lmao #4 haha you should have used his nuts as stress balls he would have regretted that move reeeeeeeallllll quick.
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Comments (154)
Chaith 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Women are so fickle, he was obv just trying to help!
Zoockey 5
In a very subtle way i must say
emo_fail_child 0
how is this an fml it's sexy :P
mrstomkaulitz 0
I second the notion that this is... VERY hot. had it been my bf I wouldve said okay
ecrw 0
Sounds like quite the opportunist!
fatvader64 5
boyfriend = win
GlobalElephant 16
Wise decision from him
fuckmyl1f333 0
haha horny little f***er
JinxSNC 0
he's a keeper. ;)
f0rged 0
Tell him you need something bigger to distract you.
laxgirl3 0
haha lol :D
Meow34 0
LMFAO. Hey, number 1 is right ;)
RavensRule97 0
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i dont see the FML.... you got sex...
GrapefruitZoe 0
Wow, I want a hug when I'm bummed. Or my sweetie can feel ME up. Yeesh.
the_walrus 0
joker
imnotemomylifeis 0
lmao #4 haha you should have used his nuts as stress balls he would have regretted that move reeeeeeeallllll quick.
crowdish 0
I would absolutely kill him. Obviously all these other people commenting don't have anxiety disorder.