Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Kinky
Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Paicked
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Australia
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Marian
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML
Anonymous
Singapore, Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Empathetic panic
Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Overdoing it
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML
ally
United States 🌶️ Spicy
I'm coming !
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
hannieannie
Psychopath's joke
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Anonymous
Aiken, United States
Trigger warning
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML
JRLJLS
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Anonymous
Douglas, Isle of Man 🌶️ Spicy
Close to the edge
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
rebeccacaissie
United States
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
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hideyoself 4
He watches too much ****..
youfailed18 0
What a doucher.
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stinabean123 0
you don't like it rough?!
xxshadow117xx 0
A little fyi....some chicks like it
melissa_cheslik 3
instead of cutting him off you should have a conversation with him about what is and isn't acceptable to you in bed. maybe the choking is something he is into, and he assumed you were into it too, which is exactly why you need to talk
samanthasantini 0
I take it that he likes it rough.
mandy1395 0
lmao
gregory11218 0
wow what did you tell him afterwards?
sweetGApeach420 0
open up a little. i love it when my bf chokes me :) but only when we're *******. ha!
zargon 1
Perhaps she'd be a bit more open if he ever bothered talking to her first. If you're not expecting it, suddenly being choked can be quite panic-inducing, to say the least.
carmakitten 0
I'm gonna go ahead and say all the girls saying 'I loveeee that' are looking for attention.
bbygiirl 0
I'm gunna go ahead and say that you're more than likely wrong. We're just stating our opinion. So... does it mean when girls say "I hate that" are looking for attention too? Yeahhh, no.
5t3ff1k4h 45
No, it does seem like every girl who says "live a little; I love when my boyfriend does that" is looking for attention. Who cares if they like it? They don't have the same preferences as everyone else. Just because they supposedly like it doesn't mean everyone else should. They're also not taking into account phobias; "live a little"? Really? For all you* know, she may have a better and more adventurous sex life than you do. * - You, being all those who "like being choked".
lilgurll 0
Erotic asphyxiation....cutting of air sometimes causes sexual arousment....soo yeah...haha
marinegf0311 0
i love it!