Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Kinky
Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Paicked
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Australia
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Marian
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML
Anonymous
Singapore, Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Empathetic panic
Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Overdoing it
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML
ally
United States 🌶️ Spicy
I'm coming !
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
hannieannie
Psychopath's joke
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Anonymous
Aiken, United States
Trigger warning
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML
JRLJLS
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Anonymous
Douglas, Isle of Man 🌶️ Spicy
Close to the edge
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
rebeccacaissie
United States
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
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hideyoself 4
He watches too much ****..
youfailed18 0
What a doucher.
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Comments (277)
thelastavailable 13
I feel sickened by the number of people who think this is OK. Wow. I'm living in the wrong era.
nokel11 7
you think people didn't have rough sex in other era's? you're dumber than you look.
Radek18 0
you need to get laid..... nah Jk I guess it just depends on the person.
KristinaKreme 0
I absolutely love your comments^ I always know you have something actually logic to say that I agree with!
my_two_cents 3
35, ever hear of Marquis de Sade? Maybe you'd prefer his era.
sexxxysydney 14
Hahahahah 32 WIN
marcranger 29
wow. squeeze his balls until he loses circulation. dominance is laughable and pathetic in men, therefore the opposite of sexy.
jarthur128 0
Which is why women rule the world.... Oh wait...
ShadyFTW1 0
Ha, love it when self-obsessed bitches attempt to sound cool.
momo1972 3
hot huh? that freaky
Morrii 0
he's a tool
IBMoondance23 0
run the other way....he isnt showing respect cause he didnt even ask if this is something you like during sex....plus he couldve killed you cause he's obviously inexperienced to do that without a safe word etc etc
fearnoevil175 3
some girls like to be choked.
HelloDeaadKitty 0
cut off his balls & tell hym a man with no balls is sexy!
momo1972 3
learn to spell
VivianAudreyy 0
Did you know that you can have the best ****** of your life if you choke yourself or get choked? Lol it's just something I read.
unidentified_sta 5
I read something just like that! Except it was how people kill themselves by seeking pleasure from self-asphyxiation. Just a slightly different topic.
EvilDave 13
@61, I am sure David Carradine if he had not died from auto-erotic asphyxia, like many other people.
Zakafein 0
Prob cum in ur mouth...