Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Kinky
Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
Paicked
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Australia
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Marian
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML
Anonymous
Singapore, Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Empathetic panic
Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Overdoing it
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML
ally
United States 🌶️ Spicy
I'm coming !
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
hannieannie
Psychopath's joke
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Anonymous
Aiken, United States
Trigger warning
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML
JRLJLS
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Anonymous
Douglas, Isle of Man 🌶️ Spicy
Close to the edge
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
rebeccacaissie
United States
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
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hideyoself 4
He watches too much ****..
youfailed18 0
What a doucher.
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Comments (277)
theslayer77777 0
thats warped just flat out warped... hmm
cgom 0
hahah thats not that bad i mean ppl have weird things that turn them on during sex.. nxt time tellim you want to choke his ass lol
Airch 9
Asphyxiation never goes wrong, you can do it till you're blue in the face......
KylieBunny 0
What's wrong with you ladies!? Men love to do that!! And its fun!! Its not like he was trying to kill you. Most men would dump you for not liking it!
jmcr 27
And those girls are a lot better off for that if those men are that stupidly selfish
Gillypants 3
omg getting choked during sex is so effing hot. Stop being a baby! If you don't like it, just say so. This isn't an FML moment. Well, maybe it is. FYL for being so dumb.
RyNo24 4
ydi, for not being open minded in bed... prude.
officechairsoldi 0
Choking is a little much for me, but some people like it. He should have asked first though.
bonjourchat 0
my best friend loves to be choked during sex, but that's just her. lol
onehunglo 0
smart man
juicebox27 0
WTF! weirdo!