Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Kinky
Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Paicked
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Australia
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Marian
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML
Anonymous
Singapore, Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Empathetic panic
Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Overdoing it
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML
ally
United States 🌶️ Spicy
I'm coming !
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
hannieannie
Psychopath's joke
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Anonymous
Aiken, United States
Trigger warning
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML
JRLJLS
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Anonymous
Douglas, Isle of Man 🌶️ Spicy
Close to the edge
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
rebeccacaissie
United States
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
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hideyoself 4
He watches too much ****..
youfailed18 0
What a doucher.
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Comments (277)
utiguy916 0
there's nothing wrong w tht! lol
unfortunate_13 5
there's nothing wrong with it if you both agree on doing it. which is not the case here.
Pocahontas22_fml 0
That isn't so bad. Sometimes that is sexy.. as long as he doesn't take it to far.
stridick 9
only if there was conversation and she okay's it prior. not in this case.
mrahhhhh 21
You must date the Marquis de Sade. That makes you a necrophiliac. You pervert. :p
chippa 24
To half the commenters: In what way is that sexy? :S Really, I wanna know. -Virgin
InnocentLies 0
I know right.. I have a feeling the boyfriend has learned things in jail.
unidentified_sta 5
Asphyxiation is so in right now. Nothing is romantic as "I love you so much more than your crushed trachea can possibly rasp out".
Radek18 0
I guess you had to be there
Pocahontas22_fml 0
it can actually be sexy... kinda like the guy is in charge. not everytime time obviously but every now and than it's good to try something new in bed. spice things up:) haha kinda like why hand cuffs or outfits are sexy...
jmrtheman 3
once you actually start having sex you'll start finding out what you like when you explore your self and idk why but as long as u don't take it over board it's all ok ;)
Pocahontas22_fml 0
agreed
mrahhhhh 21
#17, I'm gonna give a quote from one of my favorite books, that, taken slightly out of context, is creepily relevant to this: "But where is the ecstasy in breathing? If one were choking, then perhaps the first shuddering breath that followed upon deprivation might be an overwhelming delight and relief." Except that for some people, the delight goes through the "this **** makes me feel so alive!" part of the brain in addition to the "thank **** I'm alive!" part.
soldier4life_88 0
honestly I love the woman in charge and I've choked and been choked and I find nothing wrong with that as long both parties agree with it!!!
minkay 4
which book? I'd like to read it ;)
spikelea 0
I give you a standing ovation for being a virgin. good job. you've managed to stay pure in a world that hardly ever congratulates that.
SexyMexi21 23
True to that! Usually it depends on the person, I do like being retrained and choked... but not to the point where I can't physically be confortable or move or breath let alone or my hair forcefully pulled But like many of the replies on here already once you start you physical relations you will explore and see what fits you... maybe you like your hair pulled? its all on personal level but remember you and your Significant Other must be on the same book, same page and same paragraph for it to work. It makes no sense for one to enjoy it and the other to want to kill the other for being understanding. Before ANYTHING make sure you express your limits to how far you guys are going. Goodluck and have fun!!!
nokel11 7
that can be sexy....but only when both parties agree ;)
MiiDaisy 6
i think i would kick my bf in the nuts if he would do something like that without any warning. he should've asked you first if you would like that. fyl
Shadow_Phantom 26
What the f*ck. That is NOT hot... and he should've asked.
lostonelove 0
I love rough sex! nothing better then being chocked smacked and having my hair pulled. quit freaking out
Darkangelxx1234 0
Not All Girls Are Like You .
Phustercluck 11
Be nicer to your shift key please.
Darkangelxx1234 0
Ahaha , its Called "Caps" not Shifts . Next Time You Try To Insult Someone , You Should Atleast Know What Your Talking About .
DynamicDave 11
^ what 39 said. Also, nice username 39
xFalzz 0
42, they do almost the exact same thing...
khris89 0
inefficient typing. learn to shift
therealsuperman 0
Caps make all letters uppercase dumbass
Phustercluck 11
What 48 said. I was more talking about your repetitious use of a button to make your sentences look retarded. This Makes No Sense And Only Takes More Time To Type. Also, you're*
cguinn17 9
Darkangel, why do all your words start in caps? Is your shift/caps (because apparently, they're interchangeable) key malfunctioning?
chika_yeaah23 0
42. it's actually is called the shift key. not the caps key. if it were in fact the caps key, then ALL of the letters would have been capitalized. Not Just The First Letter Of Each Word.
LittleBastard 20
cAPTAIN cAPITAL sTRIKES aGAIN!
thelastavailable 13
Said "DisturbedOne".
brootalxkeni 0
my man does that to me all the time. it's insanly sexy. :D ydi
megafreefaller 0
...u think that's sexy?! ... thats screwed up ... I would never do that to my girl
jmcr 27
Chill out both of you some ppl like it others arent into it as long as both parties are willing and are comfortable with the choking/being choked let them(as long as nobody dies or gets serious damage) what isnt cool was how he did it without talking to OP about it first thats NEVER ok one of the key pillars of a relationship is communication not all this BS about 'training' anyways my point is ppl like different things. Admit it and accept it