Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Kinky
Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Paicked
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Australia
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Marian
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML
Anonymous
Singapore, Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Empathetic panic
Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Overdoing it
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML
ally
United States 🌶️ Spicy
I'm coming !
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
hannieannie
Psychopath's joke
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Anonymous
Aiken, United States
Trigger warning
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML
JRLJLS
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Anonymous
Douglas, Isle of Man 🌶️ Spicy
Close to the edge
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
rebeccacaissie
United States
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
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hideyoself 4
He watches too much ****..
youfailed18 0
What a doucher.
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MLuckyCapoeirist 6
I'm surprised nobody said "shut up and make the sammiches", I guess sucky jokes aren't too common early on. There are many ways to explain your boyfriend's actions : 1- He just think it's sexy 2- He was hired by the CIA to kill you (while having a good time) 3- He is bipolar I vote for number 2 :)
SirPlagueRat 6
You don't know what bipolar disorder is, do you?
heyred 11
Choking is only sexy when you watch too much **** and you also hate women, FYL
fofyfonfek 0
talk abOut rOuqh sex lOl
MLuckyCapoeirist 6
I knOw riqht??
5t3ff1k4h 45
You two - Please learn to type. Q does not equal G and that number of capital letters was not necessary.
Shinygirlnz 1
Oh wow, I've heard such similar stories to this from girls who have boyfriends who watch a lot of ****. I guess some guys use **** as a way to find ideas how to spice up their love lifes? Problem is, a lot of **** treats women as objects (not all ****, there is some more modern 'consentual' type **** out there). He obviously doesn't have the common sense to check with you BEFORE trying to strangle you. That sounds hot.
momo1972 3
shut up!!!
alfigel 0
FYL. Your boyfriend obviously consumes way too much rough ****.
SooShee 0
He sounds psychotic...
THEmuffinpan 0
I agree with both sides of the argument here. Preference in sex is an individual thing, and not everyone agrees. I've heard of "studies" that show lack of oxygen while orgasming can greatly intensify it. But if that kind of thing freaks you out, that's understandable. It has the potential I be incredibly dangerous.
therealsuperman 0
I read all the comments and this appears to be the only voice of reason. kudos. It's hard when most of these people are biased because they are kinky or unexperienced middle schoolers
momo1972 3
shut up!!!
zargon 1
This. A hundred times this. The way I see this, unless you see this as part of a recurring pattern with this guy, it's not actually a huge deal. Taking the initiative to try something new with sex is often considered a good thing. Now, when it comes to something like choking, this is the sort of thing you definitely should talk about with your partner first, for obvious reasons. However, given that this sort of thinking is difficult in the heat of sex and given that there's every likelihood that he was too ashamed of the desire when he wasn't aroused to ever actually talk about it... I'm not saying that choking someone without their permission is excusable per se, but it is understandable in this case. Unless this is just the latest in a line of stupid shit this guy's done, I'd say no harm no foul. Turn this into the perfect opportunity to discuss new things you both want to try and how willing you each are to accommodate the other. Take this time to establish boundaries, but remember that you should both strive to be GGG to a reasonable extent. Now, that said, if this *is* just part of a pattern, DTMFA!
Rahnt 0
It can be sexy if you're okay with it. I can understand why you had a panic attack if you've never done it before and he just assumed you'd like it.
ppriscilla 0
Awkk
ipoopinshoes 2
that's sexy. you must be boring in bed.